Captain Pissgums? Is that you?
Mayor Fukmyas has done one hell of a job here in Whorelando. Who knew a write-in campaign could be so successful? Arrr.
Dean: Give 'em a broadside, maties! Hoist the spinnacaucus to the mizzenhizzle! We’re in irons. Yank the sheepcrank. Avast ye landlubbers, we got primaries to board.
Parrot: Yearahhh!!!
Dean: We’re off to Barbados, St. Lucia, St. Augustine, Cuba, Jamaica, South Dakota!
Parrot: Yearahhh!!!
Personally, I wouldn’t even insist that the monkey be trained.
Well, maybe the monkey would be a pawn of the banana industry. But you can’t grow bananas in Alaska, or most of our national forests, so I think the monkey is still the better alternative. Also, flinging poop causes considerably less damage than cruise missiles.
Yeah, just ask aspirin factories in Sudan and Chinese Embassies in Europe how safe cruise missles are. 
I found it on Fox News last night. I figured they would be too gleeful to fail to show it. Might be gone by now though. (this is directed at those who wish to see it, obviously)
I presume this refers to the fact that Bill Clinton lobbed one or two ill-advised cruise missiles in his day too, yes?
Yeah, I can see where blowing up a couple of innocent buildings compares with overthrowing a whole country on false pretenses…:dubious:
In any case, I reserve the right to dislike Bush on his own merits (or lack thereof) without regard for how he compares to any previous chief executives.
well, better a trained monkey thinking for himself than an oil company puppet ready to lie to the people so he can send his army to war.
A-fuckin-men
Stern was playing the clip again this morning. It’s funny that I keep catching it because I only listen for the radio for a 1/2 hour in the mornings on the way to work and flip channels the whole time.
This time they were playing the clip with a porn soundtrack on with a girl moaning in the background.
We’re gonna win in Minnesota!
Ohhhhh
We’re gonna win in Washington!
MMMMmmmmmmmmmm! AAAAhhhhhh!
Definitely funny stuff.
As a 'Publican spoiler here, I have this to say:
“Yer gonna loooo-ooose! Yer gonna loooo-ooose!”
I appeared in that movie, too. “A League of Their Own”.
A Dean supporter, I see. 
Regards,
Shodan
I had the exact same thought. What was the big deal? Was there something more than the clip that made it to the Daily Show?
Anyone know the dope on the spanish tirade?
Supposedly right after he did the same thing in spanish screamin “Viva New Mexico”.
I think it was on telemundo or something.
You know, I thought the same thing. I first heard the speech on Howard Stern on the way to work and thought it sounded hilarious. I couldn’t wait to get home and flip on the FNC, since I figured they would be showing it virtually non-stop. I finally saw it…and was surprised. He gave a rousing speech. So what?
I should probably say that I was surprised because it didn’t seem that out of place to me. YMMV.
LOL
So he unwittingly cast a vote for shrub 
It’s not Dean’s fault if George W. Bush is dumber than an untrained monkey.
My first thought was that Dean was trying to do his Bjork impression.
I woke up my husband (the Dean supporter and campaign volunteer as noted in a previous post of mine) this morning by shaking his shoulder and expressing concern that Dean has lost his marbles. This was after NPR ran a bit about the infamous “Yearrrrgh!” speech and then commented on an event in New Hampshire. Apparently, a protester busted out in the crowd, and they had a sound bite of Dean saying seriously into the microphone, “Security! We need security up front!” That was okay, but the corker was when two women in the front row started shouting at him, and he responded by singing the national anthem at 'em. I shit you not. The best bit? The rest of the crowd joined in and sang along with him!
I saw a brief clip of this on CNN today. Ol’ Doctor Dean may want to consider self-medicating at this point.