HEY!!
Who’s taking liberties with the Master’s prose? “Why do we itch? - why do we twitch? -
is Hillary Clinton”
Sheesh. At least Cecil would have treated us to an exposition on Wiccan First Ladies!
Good, I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. Has the Straight Dope been hacked? I sent in a message to webmaster and to cecil, so I’ll wait and see what, if anything, happens.