Neither do I, but I figure it would take exceptionally large quantities of finite Improbability.
OTOH, I relish the thought of what a reasonably successful Huckabee run for the nomination would do for, or rather to, the GOP. 
No, but isn’t it splendid to imagine what a Huckabee presidential campaign would be like? I have this mental image of the Democrats just steam-rolling right over Huckabee - it would be beautiful. Which is why I’m wishing him all the luck in the world for the primaries - Huck has got to be every Democrat’s dream opponent.
Ash Wednesday? That’s not a Christian holiday, it’s a “mackerel-snapping Papist” one. :rolleyes: