Human blood… mmmm, goes down smooth!
I’m doing Weight Watchers.
How many points is it per serving?
Prions, dude. Careful with that stuff–it can make you nuts!
“Mommy! Mommy! What’s a vampire?”
“Shut up and eat your soup before it clots!”
Mommy mommy, I hate tomato soup!
“Shut up and eat, we only have it once a month”
HEY this isn’t the bad joke thread!
Eww.
That’s what I thought Bob Carroll meant when he wrote about the blood diet.