Human Blood

Human blood… mmmm, goes down smooth!

I’m doing Weight Watchers.

How many points is it per serving?

Prions, dude. Careful with that stuff–it can make you nuts!

“Mommy! Mommy! What’s a vampire?”

“Shut up and eat your soup before it clots!”

Mommy mommy, I hate tomato soup!

“Shut up and eat, we only have it once a month”

HEY this isn’t the bad joke thread!

Eww.

That’s what I thought Bob Carroll meant when he wrote about the blood diet.