Whoa, ratchet it back, this is MPSIMS, it’s all in fun.
Welcome to the Arcadia! We’re a giant spaceship that is flying through space for, er, some reason? Let me check my notes. (rustling) Oh yes, Earth was getting overpopulated and started desperately offloading large blocks of its population as quickly as it could in an ultimately doomed effort to counteract the birth rate. Fortunately they eventually discovered that by giving everyone the internet they could eliminate intercourse, but in the meantime this ship was buiit and launched.
Anyway, we’ve been flying through space isolated and unaided for fifteen generations now, and we’ve almost completely eliminated the mental disease “rock madness”, where a person is for some unclear reason unhappy when their clean, enclosed colony bubble is mobile rather than parked on a large rock. We worked so hard to treat this because the poor souls afflicted with it could never be satisfied, since we go for hundreds of years at a time with no large rocks nearby. And we have been almost completely successful, which we are thankful for, for their sakes.
The Arcadia is dedicated to providing the best entertainment options possible. Among the many entertainments here, we include a full suite of simulated outdoor environments for people to LARP in. There is an entire level where people can live in purely rustic environments, harvesting genuine crops and trees and building genuine shelters to protect against realistically simulated weather and large predatory animals; similarly there are realistic simulations of medieval, victorian, antebellum, preinternet, internet, postinternet, and postscarcity eras. With our enlightened awareness that we don’t actually have a shortage of people and don’t really need you to stay alive, we even allow you to live your entire lives and even kill yourself due to a preference for terrible living conditions and twentieth-century witch doctor medicine. Live (and die) your own way!
Oh, and here’s a news flash: for the first time in decades we’re approaching a star with a theoretically habitable planet! Dubbed “Eden” because it’s so insanely human-friendly that it has been determined to be statistically impossible, for the first time ever we are going to allow citizens to shuttle down and walk on a planetary surface without atmosphere suits. All interested parties are welcome to schedule a landing trip for dropoff, with an entertainment package of seeds, animal stock, inflatable shelters, and other survival goods provided free of charge. Sign up today! Note: As with our internal habitats, there is no assurance of comfort or survival, and the Arcadia will be departing this system forever in one month and after that time no further support will be provided. Also note that due to uncertainty about environmental contaminants, no one and nothing that lands on the planet will be allowed to return to the Arcadia. So enjoy your trip! Live (and die) your own way!
Of course it isn’t, but it is a bit of historical information that could be considered data about the past. People watching modern “realistic” TV shows aren’t going to get very good information about how to survive. Honestly they’d be better off playing in the habitat simultions.
I don’t see how it’s less effort - in both cases they leave via the shuttle bay; just with execution you save the cost of a shuttle.
It might indeed be perceived as less distasteful by people who choose to believe that rather than thinking it through, of course. Sure the planet we’re dropping them on has an atmosphere made of hydrochloric acid, but hey, at least we’re not executing them!
Once again, they would have already figured this out. And it would be a very brief thrill in any case, and then it’s back to whatever they had before. No point getting excited about it.
Oh, absolutely! Heck, with a sufficently eden-like planet they’d be able to step out of their crashed escape pod, pick an apple off a tree, then strip the branch it was on and make it in a bow and arrow to shoot the nearby Succulent Space Cow! Comfortable year round! Houses literally grow on trees! Indigenous aliens that are Rawling’s house elves, desperate to be enslaved! It could be wonderful!
But then again it might not be, and maybe humans will want that entertainment package to be shipped down with them after all.
You know, this response would have gone better after the cannibalism comment, not the comment that segued directly from the crashed pod to eden.
Oh, that’s easy: For resources, for space, and to get away from people they don’t like. Those are the reasons why people explored and spread out.
The thing is, though, with the possible exception of the odd miraculous eden (which will be promptly overrun and destroyed be people taking selfies), the average space rock is hardly more enticing than empty space itself. Empty space provides places to expand to and places to run away to; all it lacks is resources. So then it comes down to what resources do you need; if you have replicators the only resource you need is energy, for example. And failing that, what will the average planetoid have that you can’t get more easily from an asteroid belt?