Even if a fraction show up, this might be good for local business and motels.
The burly guards in black government vehicles can make the interlopers leave their cars behind, then march them the ten-plus miles to the installation for processing. They won’t even get 100 yards before most of them say, “Yanno what? I changed my mind…”
Those who persevere will be treated to the view of a boundary fence which surrounds most military installations. Then one by one, they can enter the guard house, produce identification, and state reason for visit.
“I came to see the aliens,” isn’t going to work.
“Entry denied.”
And they get to WALK back to their cars.
Honestly, they sound to me more like the people that put Trump in office. The “bring your rifle to the pizza place and get to the bottom of things” types.
‘Kyle’ keeps popping up in memes. Is one of the organisers named Kyle? Is it a reference to Kyle from South Park? (If so, maybe ‘Kenny’ would be more appropriate.) What does ‘Kyle’ mean in the memes?
[NB: Having grown up in a military family, and having worked at an Air Force base and… Need-To-Know places, I think ‘Area 51 is where they keep the Aliens’ is rubbish. For that reason, I have not been following the story.]
I assume all flights anywhere near there are fully booked? Hotels as well, rental cars?
This is like Snakes on a Plane- millions watch the trailer, have fun with it, then the movie tanks.
Here’s what Redditors are saying about it.
Thanks.
What about if a Jedi turns up?
It’s odd that the original FB posts says the meetup is at the “Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction”, which is at Death Valley Junction, all the way on the other side of the base. There used to be an “Area 51 Research Center” in Rachel but it closed down years ago. Neither place is equipped in any way to host an influx of even a thousand visitors.
I wonder if the aliens have dollar bills?
Today’s the day.
Update: Hero kid Naruto-runs behind a reporter on live TV outside Area 51.
Without looking at any reports, I’m going to predict that this is one of those “mass events” that will have more reporters at the scene than participants.
So? What happened? We’re they all abducted by aliens?
They got lost and ended up at Area 52.
What anyone sensible predicted: there were actually hundreds of thousands of people clicking an amusing event on facebook, not hundreds of thousands of people actually planning to storm a well defended military base in the middle of a desert. I was amused by how many people seemed to think there were actually a significant number of people planning to turn up and would spend effort writing missives about ‘guys do you realize the military will defend the base’ and ‘what if you put all of this energy into a worthwhile protest’.
I did see an amusing video of someone doing a Naruto run in the background during a television news segment at the site. No, I’m not going to bother to look it up to link to, but kudos to the guy who did it.
Oh yeah. I blame the aliens for erasing my memory.
Also, there was this kid that did a Naruto run.