I couldn’t help but notice the smiley on this guys buttocks on the front page of CNN.
I’m trying to think of a “vertical smile” joke, but I’ve got nuthin’.
Couldn’t crack a joke?
Too bad. Usually we can pull one out of our asses.
He says with a shit-eating grin.
Nah - just couldn’t be arsed.
Sometimes, you just have to be the butt of a joke.
I’m sorry; I just wasn’t reared that way.
Buncha bums, the lot of ya.