You just made my morning 
I did it a day ago, but it seems that The Pelican signal is broken…
Okay. One of you smarmy twats need to explain the Pelican thing.
It is a riff on Batman’s origin.
:smack:
That much is clear, but why a Pelican specifically? A hummingbird might at least carry some resonance to the thread.
Oh please. You instigate drama for entertainment. Nasty thing.
You motherfucker, you could have at least given us a heads up before saying that ! It’s a miracle I wasn’t harmed in the catastrophic explosion of my irony-meter.
What’s with the “we” and “guys?” Last I checked, Scumpup was one person. Is everyone on this board responsible for anything any other poster might say?
Are you going to ask for money again?
Stop buying the cheap Chinese knock off then.
But, my apologies, perhaps a kind mod could spoiler box my post.
That offer remains on the table. Those here who would find the place more pleasant with my permanent absence need only pony up the cash. Maybe take up a collection so they don’t have to dip into their children’s college fund. I mean, hell, many pay to belong to this place in its current state. Surely they should be willing to spend more to make it a better place. If not, then I shall continue to post here for as long as it amuses me and on whatever topics amuse me and my detractors have only their own cheapness to blame. See, they want to compel my silence when they could quite easily just buy it.
Having established what you are, we’re down to haggling over the price.
That’s the sidekick.
Quick! To the Birdmobile, Hummingbird!
Which is just sad. You’re out there on the street corner trying to sell yourself and nobody thinks you’re worth paying for.
Give him a break, his mom is taking all the customers.
Oh goodness, mom jokes.:rolleyes:
Such misogynies!
Silence. Imbecile.
Then what’s your excuse?
I thought death threats were always verboten, no matter what. People have gotten warned for posting things like DIAF, or FOAD, or hell, saying, “I’m going to mop the floor with you”, referring to a discussion that was going on in GD, but this is kosher?
Make up your goddamned minds already. :dubious:
That saddens me coming from you. You are my favorite hive poster and your words wound. 