Huzzah! I joined the crowd! Where's the cliff we're jumping off?

Welcome aboard!

Don’t sit anywhere you see leather straps on the armrests.

Good luck.

If you yell, they tighten the straps.

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Well, I stumbled upon the Straight Dope back then when I was writing a research paper for school (a paper in favor of animal medical experimentation; ya, I didn’t have too many friends in that class after that) …
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Welcome Exigency!

I don’t like animal medical experimentation – most species of animals don’t have the fine-motor capability to make good use of precision medical tools, so they usually screw up the experiment results beyond the point of usability.

[QUOTE=Ignatz]
Welcome abroad. Are you any kin to Exogenous?

Rule number 1: It’s its.
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Why yes, I’d Love an It’s It. Cappuccino if you’ve got it, but vanilla will be fine.

Whut? No pie?