Husband: Did you hear abour Orion’s belt?
Me: No
Husband: It’s a waste of space (waist of space).
Me: (Laughing out loud - I do like these kinds of jokes)
Husband: You liked that one, huh?
Me: Yeah. I thought it was funny.
Husband: I give it three stars.
Me: (groooooooaaaaaaan)
Not sure I get it, the punchline was kind of nebulous.
Orion’s belt consists of 3 stars.
In space, no one can hear a whoosh.
glee
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Does your husband drive a Galaxy?
(These puns are universal…)
Mintaka lot, but women don’t always listen.
Is this a Sirius discussion?
That was a stellar response.
naita
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I predict a meteoric career for this thread.
bob_2
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Seems a bit nebulous to me!
“To prevent war, the galaxy is on Orion’s belt.”
Brilliant. Out of this world.
He didn’t planet that way.
glee
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The theme song for this thread comes from ‘Sound of Music’:
‘Solar - ti - do’
K364
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I’m having trouble Procyon that.
I’m also having trouble parseccing that.