Hyperbolic god

[js_africanus]

An interesting theology.

To help decide which of these geometries represents our Universe, we need another basic assumption about God, namely that “God has infinite wisdom.” (This assumption was not supplied by my colleague, since she left soon after I postulated that God is curved, but was instead given to me by Sister Francine during catechism in 1969.)

[Kallessa]

God is divergent – which is a convenient assumption, since no one wants a flat God.

I don’t know what this means. But I like it. “God is divergent” makes it sound like God can always take the other road.

[CalMeacham]

If God is Hyperbolic, what is He asymptotically approaching?

[js_africanus]

*Originally posted by CalMeacham *
**If God is Hyperbolic, what is He asymptotically approaching? **

I don’t know. But doesn’t being hyperbolic mean that god has a saddle-point? There’s an interesting image for you…