Hypocrites!!

No, I don’t have a particular set of hypocrites in mind – read the news, read a random selection of GD and Pit threads, you’ll find plenty.

What this is, is a spelling rant. You obviously have picked up the vocabulary, people; take the time to learn how to spel tha wurds u wanna yuze. Because “hippocrassy” looks just as retarded as that italicized clause.

The people who say one thing while secretly doing something contrary to it are hypocrites. What they’re engaged in is hypocrisy. And their behavior is hypocritical in nature. It derives from a Greek verb that meant “to play a role on stage” and hence has picked up the meaning of appearing in public to be someone other than who you are in private. Armed with that info, it’s not hard to see the prefix hypo- (under) and various words based on crisis, critic, critical going together to make up the word and its various forms.

Hippocracy means rule by horses – which I grant is a shade better than “rule by horse’s asses,” but has nothing to do with a dissembling public facade hiding a sleazy private life. And the other misspellings have no meaning whatsoever except that you meant “hypocrite” or a related word and can’t be bothered to look up the spelling.

Thank you. That is all.

I’m all for Hippocracy. It’s the first step to minotaurs ruling the world.

You’re talking to me, aren’t you?

Not to be confused with HIPOcracy, of course, which is government by procedural (not event driven) programming.

So then what will we call it when hippos rule the world?

What about rule by hippies?

Fantasia

I’m in favor of hipaacracy, rule by those who do not disclose confidential medical information.

Hippocracy is actually when you mean one thing and spell another.

Berserk.

Well, I, for one, welcome our new horse overlords.

Underlining added by me.

I believe you meant “horses’ asses.” It’s a plural noun. Learn the language, hyppakritte!

Why would you make such an assumption? I would think that a horse who was powerful enough to rule might indeed own more than one ass.

If Bush was riding the horse…

I, for one, welcome our new Hippo Overlords.

Ownership of two asses didn’t do this chicken any favours.

This sounds apocalyptic. Pestilence, War, Famine and Death.

“Groovy”

I believe you meant “hippocrat”.
… assuming that Polycarp is a horse. or a hippo.

Gaudere’s Law applies once again.