Hypocrites!!

[sturmhauke]

literally dies laughing

Ahem. Now that I’ve resurrected myself, I shall submit my meager contribution to this thread.

hippo-crit: when you do double damage against creatures of the family Hippopotamidae

[Shodan]

Harpo-crit: one who criticizes the harp playing but not ukelele music.

Regards,
Shodan

[supervenusfreak]

Does this mean that Hippolyta was Queen of the horses, or were the Amazons just handsome women?

[eleanorigby]

@Harborwolf

And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a yellow hippo: and he had a big mouth; and he went forth eating white marbles, and to eat more white marbles.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was orange: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take white marbles from the earth, and that they should eat white marbles: and there was given unto him a great mouth.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a green hippo; and he also had a big mouth for the eating of the white marbles.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pink hippo: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth, and to eat white marbles. Okay, mainly to eat white marbles, but the other powers were there too.

Nah-those are just Hungry, Hungry Hippos…unless they are actually Hippogriffs…

[Rysdad]

@Lightray

I believe you meant “hippocrat”.

Hippocrats, join the party!