Supposedly in ancient China people would curse their enemies by saying, “May you live in interesting times.” I have no idea whether it’s true, but the idea is clear and highly relevant to American politics. In my lifetime politics has been dull. Every four years, two narcissistic men spend a few months pretending to care about the voters think and to convince us that they’re slightly less bad than each other, and eventually one of them gets the support of slightly more than half of voters and becomes President and most of the government chugs along without taking notice. And occasionally we bomb some people in a place that most of us couldn’t find on a map, but we all understand that’s a small price to pay for keeping a superpower out of trouble.
Well, now Donald Trump is here and suddenly we’re living in interesting times. All sorts of possible things could now happen, which were totally outside the realm of possibility a short while ago. As a Weekly Standard cover story put it, we now have to start “thinking the unthinkable”.
I’m laying aside for a moment taxes, economic policy, trade deals, and all that jazz. Most people who consider “President Trump” are uncomfortably aware that the President commands the military and decides whether to launch nuclear missiles. And Donald Trump has already displayed a penchant for violence, a casual willingness to brag about torture and other violations of the Constitution, and rather poor impulse control. Putting these facts together could give anyone a few sleepless nights. In theory the Constitution says that only Congress can declare a war, but in the past few decades, Presidents have been granted more and more authority without so much of that old “checks and balances” crap.
Six months ago, we could have said that three things separated us from President Trump careless launching nukes. First, he probably wouldn’t win the Republican nomination. Second, if he did, he probably would lose to Hillary. Third, if he became President, he’d probably stay within the bounds of civilized behavior, rather than casually using the military to kill people without any justification.
Well, he’s cleared the first hurdle without breaking a sweat. As for the second and third, I still find both of them probable and so do most other people, but one has to acknowledge it’s possible that Trump will beat Hillary in the general election, and then bring his unhinged side to the role of Commander in Chief. So we can imagine scenarios such as:
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[li]Trump’s rhetorical attack against China escalates. China’s belligerent behavior towards its neighbors continues, and the American military gets involved. Tempers flare, fire is exchanged, and then Trump decides to launch a nuke against Beijing.[/li][li]Rising protests against President Trump by immigrant rights group and others dominate the news. Trump uses occasional violence by protesters to justify a police crackdown. Protests grow more severe and violent in response. Then Trump commands an army unit to attack protesters.[/li][li]Trump gets very upset about something that the New York Times published, calls it “treasonous”, and orders the Air Force to bomb Times headquarters.[/li][/ul]
Now while there are plenty of people who are probably imagining such scenarios and some are writing about them, no one that I know of has dealt with the question of “And then what happens?” Well then what would happen? I don’t know, but one scenario has occurred to me. It goes somewhat like this:
- President Trump order a nuclear bomb dropped on Mexico City, or something like that. 2. A group of a half dozen or so top military brass convene hastily in the bowels of the Pentagon. 3. A Navy Seal team is dispatched to kill Trump. 4. All the television networks are informed that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff will be giving a press conference that evening. 5. At the press conference, he announces that since democracy has stopped working, the USA will henceforth be a military dictatorship.
Now obviously this is a very far-fetched scenario. Yet a quiet voice in my head keeps saying, “not as far-fetched as it was a year ago.”