And in a hypothetical sense only. 
In our household, and out, the following names are in common use:
The Wife = My wife.
The Boy = Me or the dog depending on context.
The Animal = Our daughter or the dog depending on context.
The Girl = Our daughter.
No disrespect, a’ight? Word.
I thought he meant “speeses” like “meeses” from the Pixie and Dixie cartoon, wherein Mr. Jinx the cat, frustrated at his inability to catch Pixie and Dixie (the meeses, er, mice), often declares, “I hate meeses to pieces!”
But if something else was meant, then expunge this post from your memory.
No, no, dear. “Origin of Speeses”. Say it out loud.
I like my explanation better, so there.
Yes, but I knew that already. 
(ISTR my big sister had a Mr Jinx puppet when we were little. My, but that’s going back a bit.)
Now I don’t feel so old.
So we’ve answered any drive by hijacks, should we start answering any drive by OPs?
From the title of this thread I thought it was going to be about how the OP despises the wife of the man she is cheating with. My bad.
I prefer the term “trophy wife.” However, “cumbucket” has a certain ring to it.
I frequently feign forgetting the wife’s name.
“Hey, uh…” snapping fingers, look of concentration “…you. Bring me some tea, huh?”
“Get your own tea, you bald fucker.”
Tickling breaks out. Everybody has a good time.
To the OP: mind your own fucking business.
You know very well you’ve no excuse for feeling old when you’re talking to me. 
True, I suppose. Back to young carefree mode!
I’m not sure why all y’all are taking VC03 so seriously. At this point, we all know that he has the shortest fuse in the world, and it amuses me to no end, the minutiae that send him off in a frothing fury. I think he’s one of the most entertaining posters we have around here. I tip my hat to you, VC03. Keep up the furious work (I certainly don’t have the energy to be outraged at everything.)
As far as Japanese words for spouse: I’ve noticed that on some anime, a married woman sometimes calls her husband “anata” - literally, “you”. Nobody seems to mind. Also, I read some years ago that it is customary for couples with children to call each other “Mother” and “Father”, and becoming “Grandmother” and “Grandfather” once grandchildren arrive. Any Dopers in Japan, is this common?
Mr. Lucky prefers to be addressed (by me, at least) as The Guy, probably because the Princess and I are, collectively, The Girls.
My life’s
in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood
is what I’m gonna be
I ain’t been home since Friday night
And now my wife
is comin’ after me
Sigh…yes, I’ve known a few of THOSE women. I (and a lot of my fellow women) HATE them. They’re the ones that give the rest of us (we nice nympho types) a bad name and make men scared.
Well, “bedwarmer” is a little nicer than “jizz jar,” anyway.
A LOT nicer. Actually, it’s sort of cute. 
And why, pray tell, are the ads for Ambien?
The wife saw this, and the wife thinks the OP needs to grow up. Coming from a Thai, those are harsh words indeed. (I just hope the OP doesn’t learn of my own pet name for the wife: “Little Slave Girl.”)
Is it okay to call my wife Household 6?