Hate to get all pedantic here, but shouldn’t they just be called the “Cows”? Or maybe the “Heifers”?
C’mon, give it up. Which one was she?
I’m a straight guy too – but I have to admit my disappointment in finding that you hadn’t fallen in love with one of these instead.
They need love a lot more than any cheerleaders do. And, frankly, Idress mine up in cute outfits anyway.
Hey, here’s an idea…maybe you can get a couple of each kind of Luv-a-bull?
I would have. I have one of these stuck somewhere in my files at work. It almost convinced me to go back to school. Please tell me your partner is one of them?
All right, but there are actually 25 members of the Luvabulls dance team.
And don’t say Erica because I call dibs!
I thought it was going to be the mascot for whatever sports team was playing.
I know - they alternate so every one doesn’t have to be at every game. I think I spotted most of the other 9 of the 10 that were there last night, but I can’t give up her name. Not until we have fully, completely and repeatedly consummated.
Also because the picture of her on that page is awful. For several better shots, check last year’s team, she was there too.
Well, we graduated in '02, so sadly missed out on that, but I’m sure she would have qualified to be included in it!
Ah, here we go… http://www.nba.com/bulls/dance/dinna_0506.html
Duuuuude! that is an awesome story! I’m sure you and Wife #2 will be very happy together.
I spent one summer during my university days working as a reporter for the local WBL team, the Calgary 88s (does anyone else remember that league? Watching those little guys play ball was fun, dammit!). One of the filler stories I did was on the cheerleaders, which gave me an excuse to interview their choreographer. Once the story hit the paper, suddenly I was on a first-name basis with an entire team of cheerleaders. Damn, that was sweet…
My son, when he was 15 and 16, had one of the Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders for his PE teacher.
Needless to say, the male attendance at her class was perfect. 
Teams trade cheerleaders now?
“She doesn’t have any playoff experience. I’ll give you a second-round draft choice and a mascot to be named later.”
More like not so free agents than trades, I think.
More like a toy for adult men to stuff.
I guess Chicago had to free up some cap space.