I (allegedly) Write Like...

[LeeshaJoy]

Let’s nip this in the bud, shall we? I Write Like is glorified advertising for a vanity publishing company.

[Balance]

@LeeshaJoy

Let’s nip this in the bud, shall we? I Write Like is glorified advertising for a vanity publishing company.

We’re well aware of that (see post #36). That’s at least part of why we’re abusing it, mocking it, and wasting its bandwidth.

[ivan_astikov]

I’m not impressed. It thought this

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was like Stephen King. :dubious:

[Maus_Magill]

@ivan_astikov

I’m not impressed. It thought this
was like Stephen King. :dubious:

Yes - it reads more like Robert Anton Wilson. Only it make more sense.

[ivan_astikov]

S’okay, it thought this

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was like Isaac Asimov.

A couple of my own posts were compared to Mark Twain and Margaret Atwood, which is quite flattering, but I bet Isaac would be fuming if he had the quoted text above compared to his work. Were he alive to fume, that is.

[Chefguy]

P.G. Wodehouse and Stephen King.

[VinylTurnip]

Who can forget This Tale of Unspeakable Horror Seems Awfully Familiar, Jeeves?

[VunderBob]

Who the hell is Stephenie Meyer, and why does she write like me?

ETA: My Google-fu says she’s the one responsible for the literary debacle of Twilight. I think I’m gonna vomit… :hurk:

[minor7flat5]

I submitted some short narratives, two-three pages at a shot.

2 - Cory Doctorow
2 - David Foster Wallace
1 - Ian Fleming
1 - Mark Twain
1 - Ernest Hemingway

Never heard of DFW outside this thread.
Never heard of Cory Doctorow either.

[Tamerlane]

Four old Livejournal posts in a row successively came out as:

Chuck Palahniuk
H.P. Lovecraft
James Joyce
Isaac Asimov

Yeah, I’m thinking this is not the most rigorous analytical tool ever.

[PapSett]

Hmmm… The first submission said I write like William Gibson.
Second chapter of the same piece- William Shakespeare.

Um… alrighty then.

[Chefguy]

I typed in:

There was a young man from Kent
Whose cock was crooked and bent
He was having some trouble
So stuck it in double
And instead of coming he went.

Apparently, Robert Louis Stevenson wrote limericks.

[Starving_Artist]

I posted a snippet of a post I’d made about Elton John in which I said something about him fighting his demons. The word ‘demons’ apparently caused *I Write Like *to decide I write like H.P. Lovecraft.

[TWDuke]

J.D. Salinger.

I think I’ll go seclude myself now.

[Wheelz]

Has anybody seen this? You enter a sample of your writing, and this site purports to tell you what famous author you emulate.

From 18 samples, I got 6 David Foster Wallace, 4 Cory Doctorow, 3 Stephen King, and one each of Chuck Palahniuk, Margaret Mitchell, Kurt Vonnegut, *(cringe) *Dan Brown, and *(double cringe) *Stephanie Meyer.

No idea how this thing reaches its conclusions. As a control, I put in six random pieces from a certain columnist you may have heard of, and it brought up six different names, 2 of which overlapped mine. So I dunno, but maybe I’ll go read some David Foster Wallace and see if I recognize myself.

[multimediac17]

I got Cory Doctorow, who I’ve never heard of before now, but he seems like an interesting guy.

[Marley23]

I merged Wheelz’s new OP into this thread.

For various pieces I’ve gotten Dan Brown, Chuck Pahlaniuk, Stephen King, one Margaret Atwood. A couple of times I entered a full chapter or story and got one answer, then entered a smaller piece of the same sample and got a different answer.

I just entered one of my brother’s college essays and it returned David Foster Wallace. The good news is that I entered a chunk of David Foster Wallace’s New York Times article about Roger Federer and it concluded that Wallace wrote like himself.

[Wheelz]

@Marley23

I merged Wheelz’s new OP into this thread.

Oops; I’m usually better at ruling out a duplicate thread.

Anyway, I perused a couple of short David Foster Wallace pieces, kind of liked them, and thought “That’s not a bad guy to be compared to.”
Then I came back here to see that everybody writes like David Foster Wallace! D’oh!

[chrisk]

I have to say, this seems like a cool distraction if nothing else:

I sent in 16 different writing samples of my fiction that happened to be on my flash drive today, and got back 11 different authors:

David Foster Wallace - 2 matches
The case of the wizard’s vice (fantasy-mystery)
A very short journal exercise I did for Hamilton Writer’s group

Chuck Palahniuk - 2 matches
Samantha Brussard and the Wolves (fantasy drama)
An ‘archetype’ exercise that I did for Hamilton Writer’s group, also starring Samantha Brussard. Interesting.

H. P. Lovecraft - 2 matches
Love will last forever, chapter 1 (Fan fiction, drama)
Foster Brother (Fan fiction, short romance)

Ian Fleming - 2 matches
Love will last forever, chapter 37 (Fan fiction, drama)
Alien in Metropolis (Fan fiction, suspense)

James Joyce - 2 matches
Devin and the distinctive sweater, my entry into the Straight Dope flash fiction contest. (Spy spoof)
Starter exercise from Hamilton writers

JD Salinger - 1 match
EEC Survey (Science fiction, puzzle story)

Arthur C Clarke - 1 match
Landing (Incomplete millitary sci-fi)

Kurt Vonnegut - 1 match
Revised start of ‘The Long Way Home’ (Fantasy YA)

Cory Doctorow - 1 match
Fortune cookie exercise from Brian Henry workshop

Jack London - 1 match
Dragon’s prey, chapter 1. (Fan fiction, thriller)

Douglas Adams - 1 match
Valentine’s day story written for Toronto Buffy fan club.

Do other people want to share the results for their flash fiction entries here?

I’m pleased that I hit the Douglas Adams once, and 2 Ian Flemings and an Arthur C Clarke ain’t chopped liver. Lovecraft, Salinger, Joyce, and Jack London are cool in a ‘well, I never thought of them’ way.

Disappointed that I didn’t get an Asimov though.

[kayaker]

Who is this James Joyce character? He any good?