I (allegedly) Write Like...

Well, I feel special (or they have just added new authors to their random asskiss generator), I got Cory Doctorow and Vladimir Nabukov…

Well, I felt special right up until I saw there was a page 2…

Another Cory Doctorow here.

The prologue of my doctoral dissertation returned David Foster Wallace as a match.

But the abstract, which is exactly the same concept but a little more detailed, returned James Joyce. And the fifth chapter returned a match of H. G. Wells.

I’m thinking “random choice.” The fifth chapter is 13,565 words long. “I Write Like” sent back a match in under a second. Yeah, I doubt that was a serious analysis. It was barely enough time to count the words and sentences.

I doubt that it’s random, but I also think that it’s not a very in-depth analysis. Counting up the occurences of one thousand common words and a hundred common phrases in your entry and comparing the frequencies against profiles of 30-50 writers in their database could be done quite quickly, I would think. It explains some of the dramatic shifts that many of us have been noticing.

It’s a legitimate comparison of similarity between works of writing on some level, but I doubt that it’s any real indication of ‘style.’

I’ll paste a few from the classic “If LOTR Had Been Written By Someone Else” thread.

Fingolfin’s Hemingway = J.K. Rowling
Fingolfin’s Mark Twain = Mark Twain
Fingolfin’s Ray Bradbury = Ray Bradbury
Fingolfin’s Tom Wolfe = J.R.R Tolkien (never heard of this Tolkien guy)

Gonzoron’s Dr Suess = Stephan King
That’s hilarious by the way. Stephan King has said children’s stories are actually quite horrifying.

Sebhal’s John Milton = Stephan King

Hoops’ Stephan King = Stephan King

Vindy-Poo’s Shakespeare = Stephan King WTF?

Here’s an interview with the man behind “I Write Like…”

I write short articles for a site called Textbroker. I submitted three paragraphs from an article I wrote about Border collies and it said I write like Bram Stroker.

I then submitted three paragraphs from an article I wrote about floor waxing and buffing and it said I write like Vladimir Nabukov.

Evidently Charles Bukowski writes like Cory Doctorow.

As if