I Am Duly Awestruck By Your Loud Vehicle.

GusNSpot said

Of course you are. Interent tough guys are always great big fellas. You can lift a V-8 engine block without grunting, no doubt, cause internet tough guys are always really strong too.

Nothing you have to say for the rest of your life is anything I will be able to take seriously after post #125, “son.” Take your grizzled rebel biker act somewhere else. Here you’re just being the assclown.

Son, I am the real deal. :wink:

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He really is… Think big, bad, Santa.

This, Bikers should note, is why Normals tend to not like them. Not motorcyclists but Bikers with all the image crap that goes with the term. I happen to know GusNSpot to be a good and kindly gentleman but when he launches into such cliche-ridden screeds he tends to trigger the same reactions as Sonny Barger. We all operate with our preconceptions as the first means of understanding the world and when a person wallows in the preconception, as Gus has in this thread, he should not be surprised that some people are turned off. It is the same with people who ride bikes that others find excessively loud. If most people’s gut reaction is that anybody who willingly creates that much of a disturbance is an inconsiderate asshole, and it is, the rider of that bike should not be surprised that is what other people think of them. That the safety defence stands on pretty rickety grounds only makes the rider seem either deluded or purposely lying.

Hmm, I don’t actually think that was GusNspot s aim.

Lots of irony, illustration and whooshing perhaps, took me far too many elctrons to work it out.

I’d prefer the whooshing hypothesis because he was sounding like a lunatic, which he doesn’t usually, but by the third post where he hadn’t let up I figured this topic was one of his sore points. (shrug) We all have sore points.

I know. Your a real assclown. :wink:

Excuse me. My bad. You’re a real assclown. :wink:

I went for a very shortwalk and found the teacher ( Oh My Gawd, I’m glad my kid is grown ) really gives the word ‘asshole’ a workout.

That is nuff to scare me off.
"Ass, ass, ass, I’ll say ass as much as I like. — Bremuda999™ ---- but he did not. Bawahahahaha He didn’t need to…

Yeah, I think I was whooshed. Not the first time.

Now I’m afraid to start up the Whizzer repro I’m putting together because it might be annoyingly loud. Not that it’ll bother Mr Blown Nova whose right exhaust pipe is about fifteen feet from my ear when he leaves for work early Saturday mornings, but because it might knock me down from the moral high ground, aka “my high horse.”

Then again, I hear a tuned pipe might give me another two horsepower…

Whizzers is too cool.

I’m old nuff to remember when the rich kids got Moped, Cushman Eagles and then… and then … the Mustangs come on the scene… Wow, I was dyin of jealousy.

Unfortunately, I’m not old nuff to have first hand experience with a Whizzer…

You are going to post some pictures some place we can see… right?? … Please

Maybe someday, when I figure out how to do it for free. For you, since I know ya and have been reassured you haven’t gone loony on me, I’ll email the eBay link. I’m modifying it to make it safer (better brakes) and more comfortable (yeah, further proof I’m getting old) but it will give you an idea.

'Xactly. Calling a drag-piped-to-the-titty-bar-and-home-at-3am-noise-maker a motorcycle is like calling a professional wrestler an athlete.