My goodness, Arnold, what were you defrauded of to deserve such handsome compensation? Tell me you didn’t fall victim to one of those lame internet scams! Thank goodness programs such as the International Remittance Department are around to restore our faith in humanity.
I’ll take the Chia Herb garden, please.
I’m kind of new around these parts, but Arnold can I please have the green haired President. I’ll pay the postage.
Pfft. It’s an Internet scam.
I, on the other hand, received and an actual letter the other day. Let’s just say I may ALREADY be a winner.
Well, in that case TDN, How you doing?
I’ma get me one of them chia pets. 
Don’t do it! I got an e-mail from the Director of the FBI himself warning of this type of scam. All I had to do was send him all my personal and banking info and now I’m protected. Those feds are great. Don’t be a sucker!
Email the guy back and tell him that if he fronts the $255 for you, you will pay him a million of your earnings.
A million? Now is not the time to be stingy. He should make it five million, and any two chia pets of his choice!
Gosh with that large a sum of money at stake, you should really fly out to Nigeria yourself.
Have them give you the complete address and the name of the specific contact person and tell them you’ll be on the first plane out.
I mean, why take chances with all those pesky internet scammers out there.
You assume it’s Nigeria. Arnold’s contact was from the West African Payment division, so who’s to say that it’s not located in, oh say, Ivory Coast? He’d best get a visa for all the countries, to be safe.
Okay, I found that funny. 