I am going to die in six days

The BBQ Pit
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That damn DVD for The Ring has a menu option that says, “Don’t Watch This.” However, I watched it. Nothing too bad was shown, just some weird images. Then I watched the movie and now I know I am going to die. Don’t you think they should have better warning on this menu item?

I thought I was going to be OK because I didn’t get a call, but after watching the movie last night, I noticed I had a missed call on my cell phone.

And considering I can’t make a copy of the images off the DVD I can’t even save my life.

2

Can you lend me fifty bucks till the end of the month?

3

Can I have your car and your stereo and your CD collection?

4

Don’t worry, you’ll be fine. I bought the DVD a week ago and nothing has happ

5

Well, I didn’t die, but that movie did take two precious hours of my life that I’ll never get back. So, it’s kinda like temporarily dying. :o

6

Can I have your house?

7

I must say, for a PG-13 rated movie, The Ring scared the hell out of me. One of the scariest movies I have seen.

8

If you turn on the TV and you se a creepy little girl climbing out of a well, turn the TV off, quick!

9

Won’t the TV just turn on by itself? I don’t think you have a choice…

10

TJ555 The Golfer, quit posting MPSIMS threads in the Pit. Do it ONCE more, and you’re OUT of here.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope