i am live in fear

first my english not well,chinese lived in china.
i heard the john titor many years before from internet .
and when it is already happened one ,indonesia tsunami.
i have a conclusion first time,it maybe half-true .after thinking and
talk with internet buddy,i am going relax and do not believe this john titor.
but now i am worried again.cern did its job.
the machine man(first robot ) is be built 2011 .i have seen that in internet.
a humanoid thing, can walk and jump ,japanese said it service for hospital
but apparently can do many more.
then iran go war.
if time is a tree ,is it possibility john titor is real,and he just talk his time line
history. history will be different with ours and his,but earthquake same.
gravity same.because his machine is use gravity technology.
this is only my stupid presumably thing.
in china,there is another story.
it called d;ouble f(ish jade.
there is two fish and no jade,just a code name.
they find something in west china.lo bu po(lop nur).now people call it chinese 51
the geographical position is same as where the satellite photo take mysterious
geometry rectangular.in that place ,happed many things.they find a ancient time
machine.seems that machine,is not take you out of your line,the machine take
another you in another line to here,your line.it just like copy people.
they find a city ,and find a book.
whatever,these horrible thing made me insomnia。
how can i get tranquility and calm.i dont want war happend, i m fear

On the off chance that this isn’t spam or a bot or whatever, and because I’m in the middle of a 12 hour shift and bored, I shall take a stab at translation:

"I’m Chinese, living in China. Please excuse my imperfect english. I’ve read about someone named John Titor on the internet who claims to be a time traveler from the future, who seems to have predicted the Indonesian earthquake. I talked to a friend, who told me it was a hoax, and I wasn’t worried for a while, but then I heard about things like CERN, and the Japanese building a robot. The Japanese say the robot is for helping people in the hospital, but I’m worried it has other, more dangerous uses.

Now it seems there is a danger of war with Iran. Now I’m worried that John Titor is for real. It’s possible that he’s only talking about his timeline, and that ours will be different, however the earthquake happened, which, again, he seemed to predict. His time machine uses gravity technology, which I don’t understand well.

In China, there’s some sort of secret project, code named Double Fish Jade. In Western China, people talk about a place known as the ‘Chinese Area 51’, where satellites have taken pictures of a mysterious rectangular shape. They also found an ancient time machine that takes you to an alternate future. And someone discovered/traveled to a secret/mysterious/future city, and found a book.

These things are very scary, and are making it hard for me to sleep. How do I regain my peace of mind? I don’t want a war, and I’m afraid."

John Titor was an amusing storyteller. But he was not a time traveler.

Titor “predicted” that there would be a civil war in the United States starting in 2008. Because of this war he said the 2004 Olympics would be the last ones staged. These events obviously did not happen.

There’s a popular Japanese game and an anime about John Titor as a real time traveller. I guess this might have something to do with that … maybe.

Dang, Lucretia, that was pretty amazing.
I am pretty good at translating pidgin and you pegged that.
I have never heard of John Titor before.
Guess I will be looking it up now.
Oh, and to the OP: don’t worry. This is all a hoax.
(at least I hope it is)

I googled John Titor’s alleged knowledge of the Indonesian tsunami and there is nothing - this thread was one of the top results. So don’t worry. He was never real.

Thanks. :smiley: I lived overseas for 10 years. I got pretty good at working out broken english.

John Titor was killed by another time traveler so you don’t have to worry about him anymore.

Not if I kill that time traveler with Balefire.

Well, y7xzh1, I wouldn’t worry about it even in the extremely small chance that it’s not a hoax, because time-travel is only a problem for those who do it (or try to do it). If you stay in the moment, you’ll be fine.

Ironically, it was his own grandson that killed him.

You are probably thinking about satellite calibration targets.