I am moving . . . oh wait, hell, I am moving ? Help !

The first week of may your friendly NothingMan will be relocating from Greensboro, North Carolina to Knoxville, Tennesse.

I hate moving. Not just the specifics but in general. I hate it. Its part of having a childhood as an army brat. Not only that, but I have never moved this far away (that being a state) on my own before. I am scared I may forget something.

Can you help ?

Please throw out any and everything you can think of that may help me. Any inside tips ? Or experiences you have had that I could learn from ? I welcome any and all input.

Thank you.

Your humble NM.

Hey NM, I lived in K-town from the age of 6 to 26. I can tell you the high points and the low. A few clarifying questions:

  1. Where are you going to live?
  2. What kinds of stuff do you like to do?
  3. Do you plan to say “Hi Opal!” often?
  4. How do you feel about football?

I went to school there elementary through undergrad. A lot of the bars that I used to hang out at are changed or closed, but the great places are still around. If you need help throughout your adjustment, feel free to e-mail me.