I am never leaving home again

I have a disability based in my spine. This beast stops me from working and has me trying to survive on a government pension for income.

I usually walk to the supermarket wheeling my shopping home in a vinyl monstrosity known here as a granny jeep. This week my back has been very bad and I couldn’t get anywhere near the supermarket under my own steam, I couldn’t even get to the railway station I live close to to take the train to someplace that sold items I needed. Normally this would just mean calling on a friend for help but this being holiday time here in sweltering Australia none of the usual suspects were to be found.

Now, I was aware that online grocery shopping was available, I had always figured it too expensive for the likes of me and aimed at the employed classes but I went on an explore through desperation. To my surprise the prices were the same as in the brick and mortar supermarket down the road. Just a delivery cost and a minimum purchase amount. I took the plunge and hoped like hell it would work out, the minimum spend was around what I would normally budget for groceries so this was a big thing if it all went wrong.

Everything is fresher than I ever see it on the shelves and prime quality, the stuff that needed to be cold or frozen got here cold or frozen (on a 42C day no less), my eggs were bubble wrapped in their carton. It was wheeled into my kitchen.

Normally I shop and have to lay on the floor for a day or so afterwards, just the in and out of the trolley is enough to do me in. I believe I am a convert. I also can now fulfill my childhood dreams of becoming a proper hermit.

Will you still be able to fit your girlish figure back through the door to get outside after a few months on store to mouth delivery?

my figure hasn’t been girlish since… um, well, ever ;).

I actually think that not ticking the doughnuts and chocolate online is easier than not having them call to me from the shelves. They do you know, evil little mongrels full of fatty, sugary, delicious goodness…

I didn’t get anything I didn’t intend to buy, that has to be a first.