I hate, hate, HATE them. They hold absolutely no interest to me whatsoever, yet still they are around to clog my TV screen as I flip through channels.
Survivor, Survivor 2, Boot Camp, Joe Millionare… I’m fucking sick of them! You have a large group at first, and then you selectively choose which ones you want to keep until there is one left. I get the point by now! Been there, done that. Nothing new to me anymore.
God, how inane and banal can you get? I used to here the phrase “Never wins any popularity contests” and thought it was just a figure of speech, because who the fuck would have popularity contests? The major networks, apparently.
And what’s with that brainless golddigging bitch Anna Nicole Smith? I tuned in for the first 2 or 3 episodes, but I quit watching because it gave me a headache. ARGH, KILL THAT FUCKING POOCH OF YOURS! AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT! How did you ever become a playboy model anyway, fatty? You’re lucky that billionaire guy wanted you, because otherwise you’d be out on your own pumping gas or scrubbing dishes. Personally, if I were that rich I could buy a much nicer piece of ass than you.
Would that I were a Nielson household so that I could show those bastards how really uninterested I am! But alas, it is not so.