I am soooo smart . . .

Truely mundane and pointless, but I can’t help but share (read brag.) I just made the 99th percentile on the Mensa qualification test. I guess I’m in.

I flunked it.

Lucky for you we’re not in the pit.

What would that make your IQ? Just curious. Oh, and congratulations :wink:

You won’t get all snotty with us now eh?

Where does one FIND this test?

Rich “G7SUBS”

If you’re so smart, howdja manage to mistake me for an uptight prude? :wink:

Not trying to hijack your thread, but on a similar topic…

I got the results back from my admission test to paramedic school – I got a 95 on the written test and a 95 on the Essay test, woo hoo!


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WallyM7: Hell, take it again. I just got lucky is all. After all it’s a fine line between the 97th and 98th percentile (and the 97th and 99th too for that matter.)

Coldfire: The test actually consists of two tests. The first test, on which I made the 99th percentile, reported that my IQ is 140. The second test, on which I made the 98th percentile, is footnoted to indicate that that percentile is equivalent to an IQ of 134 on the Stanford-Binet. Snotty? No, I don’t even feel smart or anything.

Rich G7subs: www.us.mensa.org can set you up with a testing location.

Green Bean: I musta been outa my mind.

kinoons: Kudos.

The snotty bit was a joke, inertia :wink:

I do know now that there’s nothing to fear. We’re in the same league :smiley:

Right on, kinoons!
Way to go man. You can’t spell for shit so you must have cheated! :wink:

What’s mensa?
*disclaimer: I know what mensa is. It was a joke. For those of you who are well adjusted enough to have no need of such a ridiculous disclaimer, please disregard. Thanks.


Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Lexi,

Well, the mult choice part wasent too bad. I spent what seemed to be ages thinking of words that ment the same as the words that I orgionally wanted to use so I could spell them (Hell, I can’t even spell synanom)


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Well, muy congrationitos, Inertia!

I was gonna say something snide, but my overarching intellect vetoed it.

Scuse me while I take her into the woods and give her a hearty spanking…


The ride is short and the thrills are cheap- Men and rollercoasters. - - -Courtesy of Wally, that Signifying Guy.

Hmmm, I tried the on line MENSA test, but I suck at tests.

Not to toot my own horn, but according to my pyschiatrist I have an IQ of 134. Just proves to me that you don’t have to be school smart to be intelligent.

My mom was a member of MENSA, but she was too smart for her own good.

My step-grandfather is a member of Mensa, and while he’s mostly a good guy, he’s kind of a pompous ass about his membership.

Hmm… considering my posts here, perhaps I would fit in… :wink:


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I think my wife is going through mensa right now…soo gripy lately…


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famous C&W song

Yours truly,
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Well… not to brag but…

I got 99% on my urine test the other day…

I’ve thought about going for Mensa a couple of times, but then I thought, “I would be paying to be in a club of smart people… how smart would that really make me?”