Bored?? Well, let me dig into my bag of tricks.
HMMM. There’s a bunch of fireworks left over from New Year and I suppose I could go drop a bunch of lit ones off in the front yard of my ex-girlfriend and her current husbands yard. They might find that entertaining. I know I would.
I have a bunch of old porn tapes that I could go through and clean out the garbage.
Load my pistol, pack up my gear and go fishing off of the river bank. (It’s night here.)
Cruse around the deserted roads and scare hell out of the teenyboppers steaming up their car windows in those secret spots that they THINK only they know about but I used ages before them.
Try to contact that old special girlfriend who moved 10 years ago and I’ve been look for ever since.
Call up old friends and catch up on things.
Pick lint off of my pants.
Throw darts at the picture of my ex-boss.
Wish Psycat lived in the city so I could say hi. (WOW!)
Clean old files out of my cluttered computer. Debate on hitting my old computer with a hammer to make it load up better – and REMEMBER to boot up the keyboard without me having to start it up two or three times.
Print porn from porn sites on my printer.
Actually clean up my work room instead of sort of moving things around.
Find interesting discussions on message boards.
Go down town and watch the prostitutes on their rounds.
Write nasty letters to the cable vision company for their crappy programming because I won’t pay an arm and a leg for their digital service and converters to watch the channels they have now put all of the good stuff on.
Try to figure out if I can get congress to make INFOMERCIALS, which clog up the set after midnight, illegal.
Think about mowing the lawn with a flashlight just to annoy my neighbor who insists of playing his religious and his rap music LOUD at all hours.
Try to find some new, good MIDI music on the web which has not been butchered up by those who copied it over from the original songs.
Bored?
Hell yeah.
