I am the center of the universe. Period.

[Jessity]

I am the center of the universe. Not filled with chocolate, but definitely sweet.

[Tripler]

*Originally posted by bittersweet *
**That’s great. Do you need an assistant? I’m sure that being the center is time-consuming, hard work. **

I hereby dub thee, Assistant Center of the Universe. Solely because you asked.

Tripler
You’ll find the job does have it’s perks though.

[FairyChatMom]

Ya know, I woke up this morning with an unsettled feeling that I wasn’t where I thought I was. But now that I know that Tripler is the center, then I know I’m off-center, which is great because I can’t handle being the center of the universe these days. I’ve got too much other stuff to deal with.

Thanks, Tripler, for orienting me!

[Tripler]

*Originally posted by FairyChatMom *
**Thanks, Tripler, for orienting me! **

My pleasure, ma’am. My pleasure indeed.

Tripler
Glad to help.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

According to recent theory, the center of the Universe is a gigantic Black Hole, created my immense masses of matter.

I told you to knock it off with the donuts, now didn’t I?

[Berkut]

*Originally posted by Jessity *
** Not filled with chocolate, but definitely sweet. **

Agreed.

[Pixiesnix]

I’ve seen enough sci-fi movies to know all about the center of the universe. So let me ask you this, Tripler…

What does God need with a spaceship?

Oh wait, you don’t claim to be all-powerful. Damn, a pefectly good Trek joke wasted!

According to recent theory, the center of the Universe is a gigantic Black Hole, created my immense masses of matter.

So does that mean Tripler sucks?

[Blonde]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Tripler *
True Pisces is exactly 1.889 Trips-X, 17.543 Trips-Y, 0.553 Trips-Z from me.
OK, I’m a Pisces – and you are not coming even close the real meaning of the universe. And I’m not giving you any clues.

What the HELL are you doing? Get back to your quarters or accept the consequences!

[Junior_Spaceman]

Tripler, I’m happy that I’ve found the centre of the universe. Could you just move a couple of feet to the left? I’m feeling a bit queasy.

Cheers.

[Shirley_Ujest]

Does this mean you are better than sliced bread?

[Jessity]

*Originally posted by Joey G *
**Agreed. **

:o

[Tripler]

*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest *
**Does this mean you are better than sliced bread? **

I don’t know about sliced bread, but I think I’ve definintely got it “as goin’ on as a rutabaga”.

Tripler
:: steps a few feet over yonder for HenrySpencer ::

[The_Great_Unwashed]

*Originally posted by Tripler *
**I am now the center of the known universe. **

I have no objections. Maybe you could help me with some stuff:
[list=a]
[li] Which way is up (the z-axis)? [/li][li] Which ways are forward/backward and left/right (the y- and x- axiseseseses)?[/li][li] And the Axis of Evil? Where’s that at?[/li][/list=a]

[The_Great_Unwashed]

Oh, I forgot to mention, for some time now I’ve been the centre of the unknown universe, I trust this isn’t going to cause any “issues” between us?

[Count_Blucher]

*Originally posted by Tripler *
I am the center of the universe. Period.

Sounds like a MAXI…

[Shirley_Ujest]

I didn’t know so much math was involved in being the Center of the Universe.

That’s probably why my application got lost in the mail.

[RTFirefly]

*Originally posted by Tripler *
I am now the center of the known universe.

Yep. That’s it. It’s just that simple. I hereby invoke my divine right to proclaim myself as the center of the known universe. Everything revolves around me.

My cat dispenses with your claim with her usual equanimity, confident in the knowledge that her staff is capable of responding on her behalf.

[Tripler]

*Originally posted by The Great Unwashed *
**I have no objections. Maybe you could help me with some stuff:
[list=a]
[li] Which way is up (the z-axis)? [/li][li] Which ways are forward/backward and left/right (the y- and x- axiseseseses)?[/li][li] And the Axis of Evil? Where’s that at?[/li][/list=a] **

Easy:
[list=a]
[li]Directly over my head.[/li][li]Forward and backward are perpendicular to the aforementioned z-axis towards my anterior and dorsal sides, with the left and right x-axis bisecting that plane at exactly the perpendicular to the z-axis and the x. Have I confused you yet?[/li][li]It’s on the Axis and Allies gameboard. I haven’t seen it in a few years.[/li][/list=a]

RTFirefly, your cat is also a singularity. Give it a wormhole to play with, and watch her chase it across the floor (aka the Pergo time-space continuum).

Tripler
Should the NJ Devils win tonight, my universe will be a happy universe.

[Boyo_Jim]

You’re in a unique position to answer some questions.

1. Is this retroactive? I.e., did the Big Bang happen where you are?

2. What does your GPS read as you wander around?

3. Do you actually move, or does everything move around you? If you are static, why haven’t you gotten bored to death?

4. If you are the zero point of the universe, it would seem that points are much larger in reality than in theory. Can you explain this?

[Tripler]

*Originally posted by Boyo Jim *
**You’re in a unique position to answer some questions.

1. Is this retroactive? I.e., did the Big Bang happen where you are?

2. What does your GPS read as you wander around?

3. Do you actually move, or does everything move around you? If you are static, why haven’t you gotten bored to death?

4. If you are the zero point of the universe, it would seem that points are much larger in reality than in theory. Can you explain this? **

I dunno if my answers will be all-meaningful and stuff. Like I’ve said before. I’m no more powerful for being the axis point. It just kinda happened. . .

[list=1]
[li]Retroactive? No. It was like finding a dollar in the street: BAM! You’ve got coffee money. BAM! You’re the reference for the center of the universe.[/li][li]My GPS gives me reference to coordinates on the earth in Universal Transverse Mercator. Since that reference never really moves too much, it’s pretty constant.[/li][li]I do walk around. At least my feet move in succession. I move. Or things move around me. Depends on how you look at it.[/li][li]Points are infinitely small, where lines (like axes) meet. Volumes are bigger, but they need that third dimension. I’m just caught in the middle (pun intended).[/li][/list=1]

Tripler
Did I answer anything?