I am now the center of the known universe.
Yep. That’s it. It’s just that simple. I hereby invoke my divine right to proclaim myself as the center of the known universe. Everything revolves around me. From hence forth, you may express yourself in polar or Cartesian terms of distance and angle (in units of your own choice) from my duly designated self.
It’s just that simple. As a matter of fact, I will allow you to come up with your own units to express your position in relation to me. See Jessity over there? She’s exactly 1.476 Trips-X, 12.834 Trips-Y, 0.0017 Trips-Z from me. True Pisces is exactly 1.889 Trips-X, 17.543 Trips-Y, 0.553 Trips-Z from me.
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, it is just that simple. I am now the center of the universe. Go forth and prosper.
Tripler
What a fickle imagination my hungover mind has.
Ok, if you are the center of the Universe, and I ain’t doubting you here, I gots me a question I need to ask you:
Does this mean you are all-knowing or all-blowing?
I’m not claiming either. I’m just claiming myself as the central reference point of all that exists.
It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Tripler
I don’t know a whole lot anyway. I just know my head hurts.
lol well my dear all powerful Tripler, i fear you are not the only one to believe in your “center of everything”
Everyone goes through that at least a few times in their lives, if not all of it. Everyone would believe that life is a soap-operah and they are the main character…understandable since you see the world in your own eyes only.
Well i’m spaking more of general centerlization. You speak in relative positions…
How’s your head now?
Whoa 5U1C1D3, I ain’t “all powerful”. I’m not even remotely ‘turbo-charged’, especially this morning.
All I’m simply doing is invoking my distinct freedom to declare myself as the zero-point: the point at which all else is measured. You know, where the X, Y, and Z axis of whatever your preference of measurement meets. That’s all.
I ain’t superior, I ain’t all powerful. I am just the center. That’s it. It was so easy to do, I’m surprised nobody tried to do it before. . .
Tripler
I see you are 29984 17/28ths 5U1C1D3 away at an angle of 19953/477653rd 5U1C1D3 away.
Well, someone got up on the wrong side of his ego this morning…
I would say something further, but nothing that comes out of my mouth will match the egotism already displayed in this thread, so I’ll desist. I would like to be told my Tripler-coordinates, though…
Just through Doppler radar measurements alone, apparently you seem to be 5.93^6 LoneLenghts away at an angle of 5598 LoneDegrees, moving at a velocity of 9.4^18 LoneLengths roughly towards the center of the Andromeda Galaxy.
Of course, this was 2 LoneDays ago. . .
Tripler
No ego here. Just observations.
lol Tripler i was kidding around…didn’t mean to say you think that you are all powerful…
hehehe…hehe…he…ahem
Tell me Tripler am I really out on the edge then?
Or is it just my imagination?
Nope, you are out there. Totally.
Tripler
But only if you want to be.
This is not possible. If you were at the centre of the universe, you would be here sitting in my lap.
Okay, I’m fine with you as center of the universe. Now what comes with that? A commemorative plaque, special shoes?
Also, there’s a town (Felicity Arizona, pop. approx 6) about forty minutes from me that has been officially declared the center of the world. Please remember to factor this into your calculations.
BadBaby where is Felicity? I went to college in Prescott, so I’ve got a good lead on claiming myself as the basis for all measure.
jin, your lap seems to be a singularity in the universe. And what a singularity it is. . .
Tripler
What can I say. I’m just an intersection of axis.
Ah, lessee, Felicity is right near the border between Yuma and California, not too many miles from the agricultural check station. You know Yuma right? Getting to be a big military town nowadays. Felicity’s mainly an RV park and very minor tourist spot. Their big claim to fame is a two story high pyramid and gift shop, plus I think you can rent a room for the night.
Cool that you studied in Prescott, my mom graduated from NAU. It’s a small universe of which you are the center.
I’ve been through that neck of the woods a handful of times. I’m more partial to “Rim Country” tho: Payson, Prescott, etc.
But you are right, it is a small universe.
Tripler
I miss Arizona. Great place.
That’s great. Do you need an assistant? I’m sure that being the center is time-consuming, hard work.
You’re being polite Tripler. This part of Arizona and California is butt-ugly and thoroughly charm free. I’m breaking out as soon as I chew through these restraints.
I always thought the center of the universe was filled with chocolate.