Oh yeah? Well, go felch Milton Friedman, you capitalistic running-dog lackey worker-abusing swinepig. 
…wow…
I would just lurk in awe, but I, a simple man, have a simple request. The tune to A Magnet Hung (from Patience) is going through my head; does someone want to cook up a new batch of lyrics for it? It seems tailor-made for a parody, but my brain isn’t up to the task…for some reason, this one just screams ‘Microsoft’ to me, but you may pick your own topic.
If the reward of glory isn’t enough, I’ll sweeten the pot with a bribe: The first person with lyrics that leave me in stitches can e-mail me their address, and next month I’ll send them a pint jar of pectin-free homemade strawberry jam. A parody of [url=http://diamond.idbsu.edu/gas/iolanthe/html/nightmre.html]Love, Unrequited gets you two jars
Well, that didn’t work quite so well. Please forgive the newbie. Let’s try this again: the songs in question were A Magnet Hung and Love, Unrequited. This is about the eighth technical glitch I’ve created this weekend. Good night.
You all put The Capitol Steps to shame (though “The Middle Aged Lady Named Janet Reno” is pretty good.)
Bravo! Wonderful work!
Kimstu,
Just wanted to let you know that I got your lyrics in email today from someone who has never been to the Doper board. You’re out on the Net, girlfriend.
DNFTT
Clever, yes, but persistently not funny. I am in doubt of those who claim to be soiling their garments.
Well, there’s a debut post sure to win you some friends, merckx. Sheesh.
Shamelessly boosting this so it doesn’t get trimmed - and because its been awhile and not everyone has seen the pure genius here.
Thanks for bumping this. What an amazing thread 
Fran