Why haven't these liberal things been banned?

It is common knowledge throughout the universe that leftist carry a disease called liberalism. It’s advanced condition is called socialism and then it usually morphs into it’s deadliest version called communism.
Liberalilsm has destroyed every nation that it has found footing in. There are no exceptions. Some patients last longer than others but the results are still the same.
Liberalism finds a host country and immediately begins to undermine it’s judicial systems. It quickly speads throughout the rest of the country’s governmental branches. It masks itself as a benign disease. Everything it does is “for the children” or “for the downtrodden”. It mimics your own country’s goverrnment. It acts as if it is a patriot…, until it is in power of the host.
Liberalism is not only a disease that rots the country physically; it destoys the brains of many of the nation’s weakest members. It is more effective than “Mad Cow disease”. It causes those infected to become zoned out droids waiting for talking points from their central virus.
Liberalism causes nations to go bankrupt financially because it convinces the weak-minded of the groups to believe they are owed something for nothing. It enables the worst of the society to prosper in their sundry perverse crafts without fear of conviction. It promotes the growth crooked lawfirms and lawyer who are trained to suck the host dry. Liberalilsm then pits one group of ‘cells’ against the other and causes fear and jealousy. It promotes the host to fight against itself.
When liberalism gets ahold of a host…, it makes the brains of those infected unable to recognize the truth or the obvious. To those weak-brained individuals (libs) that are infected…, they do not know up-from-down, truth from fiction, or friend from foe. They instantly fight against their country at their own peril. In other words…the work for their own destruction.
Liberalism causes their hosts to lie and eventually forget the truth. They begin to believe they are the elitist. It does not matter how stupid they are, they convince themselvs that they alone know what is good for humanity. Liberals become highly ilusional. They are morally bankrupt and they are so in love with themslves they deny the existence of God. Afterall…“who can be greater than a liberal?” The truth is that the lowest bacteria on earth has more intelligence and moral value.
Some of the leftist on this board are in the advanced stages of Liberalism. They are infected and they infect this board. Liberalism causes the host to huddle among themselves and scream, “Raaaacists” and Naaaazi" at anyone who tries to cure them. To them, the truth is like a cross or bright sunlight is to a vampire…, they cannot stand it. You can tell which ones are the sickest. They are the ones that spew the most when cornered.
If there are any real people on the board who are not infected, you need to start standing up for your beliefs. What is the worst that can happened? Will these diseased brains get together and lie about you? Will they plot to get rid of you from the board lilke they plotted against me? Who cares!? This board is so eaten up with liberal virus that it is amusing. This message board is a typical liberals diseased mental ward.
This boards may have started with the right intentions, but once you begin having an infestation of liberals, they begin doing what they do. Destroy their host. If normal people are up to it, perhaps we can disinfect this board. Maybe we can get it to (at least) farily even minded one.
You will notice that a lot of message boards are infected with Liberalism. That is because most liberal-infected people do not work. They have no lives except to do the will of their central virus. Most of them have been shown from other viruses how to work the system so they can stay home, draw a check, and spout propaganda. Normal conservative working people must spend their time in the work place while liberals can simply live off everyone else.
Liberalism is a parasitical disease.
If this website cannot be cleansed of some of these parasites, then it will evetually be ruined.
That is why I urge the banning of many of these infected, liberal parasites

Let us observe the fits of liberalism…lol!

Are you unemployed?

This can only end in tears.

Jesus, man, have you no respect or empathy for the comma and ellipsis? How can you abuse them in such a way?

Are you ever going to offer cites to back up your rants?

bullshit is actually making me reconsider my opinion of Metternich.

Um, he is a TRUE fucking American. I bet you if he is unemployed (which I doubt- he probably has his own business which is flourishing due to his dilligence and hard work), he is working to pull himself up by his bootstraps unlike those lazy, welfare drinking, Commie liberals!

Feeling pink today,** Ravenman**? :dubious:

of laughter.

Plus, liberals encourage darkies and illegal immigrants to breed like Mormons so they can sit around their tenements eating bon bons and smoking crack on the taxpayer’s dime! Liberals don’t care, because they’re largely jobless themselves. Such arrogance! Denying the existence of God, which has been proven time and again to the satisfaction of everyone but these Commies! Also, their sandals make me angry!

Well, he’s making me appreciate Starving Artist a little more.

Same bullshit, but at least SA types better.

Be fair, it is the Pit, after all. Rants are the content, cites are lagniappe.

Colibri, you stole my line.

From this I deduce that bullrun is a liberal. Or else he’s Basil Marcineaux.com.

Nice paragraphing; it doesn’t look half bad when I set the width from 1900 down to 800

The grammar needs a bit more work tho, and a spell checker wouldn’t hurt…
All in all, much improved.
<applauds>

What, and break his streak?

I think the OP is comical. I look forward to reading (or at least skimming) his posts for as long as he lasts.

He’s making me appreciate everyone a little more.

Hey! He was a teacher, dammit! He doesn’t have to worry about things like spelling, grammar, or punctuation! Or even coherence, logic, or reality! If he wants to post poorly formatted and hilariously idiotic right wing screed, who are you to point and laugh at his obvious stupidity? He was a teacher!

Actually I believe it first begins to infect and undermine the country’s educational system. Then comes its news and entertainment media. THEN comes its judicial systems.

Or at least that’s the way it’s worked here.

Still, you raise many salient points and I might become interested in your newsletter (if you’re around long enough to publish it).

:smiley:

I forgot about the teacher thing. bullrun is what happens when you get hooked on sniffing glue.

See, I’m beginning to think he’s an in-the-closet liberal. Because hardworking REAL, NON-SOCIALIST Americans don’t shirk work so much as to write such long dissertations during daylight hours.

For example, remember when hippies would be protesting something or other, and honest folk with short haircuts would say, “Easy to be out protestin’ all time if you DON’T HAVE A JOB, yee-haw!”

Well, I just think that Tea Baggers should get jobs.

I’m convinced.