Because Tuesday I had carpal tunnel and trigger point surgery on my right hand.
I was awake through most of it but wasn’t supposed to be. Hope it turns out ok someday because right now it really sucks.
I will try this as well to help empathize with your discomfort.
Wow this is a chore.
It may interest you to know that in standard keyboard positioning, the longest word you can type with only your left hand is “stewardess.” Sorry for your pain, I hope it heals quickly.
I thought you were really happy to see me. 
HA!
Trust me, typing is easy compared to many others things I can’t do well now.