In lieu of a gift, I have made a donation in your name to The Human Fund.
Happy Festivus.
And a Happy Festivus to you as well! My undecorated metal pole is set up, and Human Fund donations have been given to my co-workers by me.
As for the Airing of Grievances, well that’s been going on all week!
When do we get to the Feats of Strength??
People are seldom disappointed in me. They don’t expect much from the beginning. 
Right now tough guy (gal)!
[frank castanza’s voice]You want a piece of me?![/]
Good, because I find tinsel distracting.