No, no, no, no! Chicks dig dIcks, not ducks!! geez…one lousy letter and he’s screwed! or not…
I’ve been wondering lately, whatever happened to the duck and the chick on Friends? I’m off topic, but this seemed the place to ask!
And Dutchboy, perhaps your duck is away, suffering some sort of mallardy, there’s that bird flu going around you know. We know he didn’t fall off your balcony, 'cause ducks are known for their grace. Poultry in motion, y’know.
Does anyone else suspect fowl foul play?
I know what might’ve happened to him! Perchance did you hear something like this at the time in question . . .?
Yoickth and away!
. . . . yoickth and away!
. . . . . . . . yoickth . . . and away . .!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . yoickth . . . and . . . awaaay . . .
I started a thread awhile (pre-Hong Kong handover… well, pre-switch to new board format, anyway) called “This is the best thread ever”.
It wasn’t but this is now officially my best thread ever. Certainly my best thread about ducks.
And, of course, it dies as soon as I say that.
The duck died?
(((((RNA)))))
I know what you mean, just thought I would use this as a good excuse to hug you 
Damn, my shoelace is untied. 
Misstee, please hold me?
Er… why, yes, yes he did. <sniffle> He was such a good duck… the best friend a duck-owner could ask for. He didn’t <sob> deserve this…
subtly cops a feel
:::: holds Casey1505 :::::
I could have sworn this duck died back in February …
No, no, it was ducknapped. After paying a hefty ransom I now have all my ducks in a row again.
That’s just ducky.
You know, I really hate to say this, RNATB, but you’re just quackers!!!
You need the help of a good dectictive to find those kidnappers before they try again.
I suggest Jack Webb.
That’s RNATB copping the feel. Not me. The thought had crossed my mind, but I’d be a day late and a dollar short, it appears.
What’s a dectictive?
I bought a duck in Reno.
Just to hear him quack.
This is the first I’ve seen this thread, but my first thought when I read
was “Somewhere, Joe Penner is smiling.”
Are we talking about Joe Penner the comedian or Joe Penner the porn star?
Dang it, now that I read through the whole thread *as we’re supposed to do, * I forgot what I was gonna say.
“If feather I would leave you…” Nope, not that.
“Send us your tires, your old cars, your scrap metal rusting to debris, and we’ll bill you later.” No, that wasn’t it.
“A duck buys some ChapStick®, and…” Nope, not that one.