Stoned neighbor had another idea, kind of along the lines of EvilTOJ’s idea.
“Alright man, check it, I will lay it down for you. Gandalf and those other dudes from Lord of the Rings vs. Darth Vader and the Storm Troopers. It would be so awesome dude people will pay you five bucks to take a picture with it, which will totally pay for gas. I’m pretty sure anyway.”
I will totoally be looking for your van at Bonnaroo!
We are going to have a big Texas flag hanging up so if you happen by us, holler!
Heh, too much effort involved. Besides, I’m somewhat fond of Guest. Makes me feel like I was invited, and that a gracious hostess somewhere will be refreshing my drink periodically.
Another vote for Frazetta barbarian mural(s).
Mega Man vs. Hitler is not patriotic at all. You need George Washington Fighting a Bengal Tiger on a Sinking Boat During a Hurricane.
Myself, I prefer “If this van’s a squeekin’ don’t come a’peekin.” I’m classy that way.
Holy shit, this painting is more historically accurate than Team America : World Police!
Holy hell, its Batman fighting Darth Vader. We might have a winner, Bob.
If you really want to get noticed:
Hollow it out, put a bed in it, and park daily next to the local middle school.
Dress like this, and take up residence in the vehicle, preferably while same is parked near a major waterway…
Stucco the outside and put a clay chimney out the top. Do the inside in a Pancho Villa theme. Don’t forget to line the windows and windshield in fringe.
Paint it black, put a rear spoiler wing on it, paint the spoiler red, and have the stripe extend diagonally down to the front wheels
Miniature A-Team Van FTW!
