<----TEARS…Bwahahahahahahahahaha !! 
This is one of my favorite threads. I just wanted to see it live again. So Austin Powers funny.
Honoring a favorite old thread with a link: Good.
Ressurecting a two-year-old thread: Bad.
Hmmm, you could track down the perpetrator by analysing a sample from the maing city sewer, then taking progressive samples upstream - at each branch, the DNA match will point the direction; keep on going upstream, following the matches until you end up at the perp’s house.
(Yes, I know it wouldn’t work due to the overwhelming amount of noise in the signal)
Excuse me qed, i don’t come around that often, so I don’t know all the nuance and tone of the place. So you just blab away and I’ll go away!
I thought it was cute, sorry dude.
Sir,
Might I suggest something far more fun than taking a dump on someone’s floor?
It’s called an “upper decker” where you leave a bowel movement inside the toilet tank.
Not that I condone or endorse such activity nor have I ever participated in such mischief but I’ve heard the results are hilarious.
I’m amused that there is a single post by poster Zemog on this board, dedicated to raccoon poop on J Edgar Hoover’s lake cabin porch.
I wish my legacy here were as much of a gem.
Yes you can be found out. I remember reading an article about this. A primate researcher wanted to find out which poo belonged to whom of the monkeys she was studying and ended up creating a way to perform genetic tests on stool samples to identify the, um, donor. So yes, as of a few years ago they would be able to identify you.
It turns out that the poop was produced by Billy Rubin.
The factual question has been answered, so I’ll close this thread. It’s best not to bump an old thread unless you have something important to add.
raisinbread, suggestions of that sort are really not appreciated. I would give you a warning, but I notice you have been warned repeatedly by other moderators. Whether you deserve to retain you privilege to post will now be taken under consideration.
bibliophage
moderator GQ