I think you need to contribute to this thread on passive aggression.
And then have an honest, adult conversation with your roommate, wherein you articulate your concerns re: his downward spiral.
As for his room, well, that’s…his room. He can be a lazy slob in there all he wants, as long as cockroaches aren’t taking up residence.
Be careful he doesn’t break your weed-smoker-breaker.
I like the cut of your jib.
Caring about your friends is cool and all, but breaking their things is the work of a baby-maker head.
And this is why you aren’t cool, and you never will be cool.
You’re hearts in the right place, but probably not a great idea.
For me occasional use is really nothing, but chronic use (of the chronic) is not acceptable behaviour.
I know. 
Someone cut my jib!? Oh, it’s on.
Your jib-smoker.
You’re a fool if you think breaking his “smoker” (whatever that is) is going to stop him from smoking. There’s about a million different ways to get a fix–or so I’ve been told. He’ll be pissed that you broke it (and I sure hope it wasn’t a vaporizer) and then he’ll make a bong out of an apple and promptly forget about it.
Pipe. He’d make a pipe out of an apple. Making a bong out of vegetable matter is better reserved for something like a pumpkin, which can hold more water. Um, not that I would know that from first hand experience.
Seriously? Genuine question.
Anyway, all you need is a bucket of water and a cut-off plastic bottle. So don’t forget to confiscate all of those PSXer!
Or a cigarette or a beer can. Better toss all those too.
I’d steal one of PSXer’s room’s lightbulbs and make a vaporizer out of that.
Meh, everyone knows jib brownies are better
Yep. Halloween party, 1998. Someone made a smallish pumpkin into a bong and drew a jack o’lantern face on it. High times were had all around.
Hey, PSXer, why don’t you come back and tell us how it went? We’re all ears, but personally, I think you’re full of shit and won’t return.
Well when you’ve led the sort of upstanding and morally right life I have, these sorts of mistakes are bound to happen.
[sub]if he doesn’t have an apple on hand, limes also do in a pinch[/sub]
If he has a honey bear, you should break that too.
PSXer, if that was a weed smoker, then doesn’t that make you a weed whacker?
PS- When you whacked it, did it go “bong”?