He never cleans his room. Ever since he started pot he’s just become a lazy slob.
He’s been smoking for a while now and I got tired of seeing him spiral downward so I broke the end off his weed smoker.
I hope they keep you around this place for your sheer entertainment value.
Is that where his marijuana takes on an earthy red hue and tastes of hickory?
For some reason, I think weed-smoker need to be hyphenated, just to give it that 19th century, T. Herman Zweibel vibe.
He’s going to be really angry and might retaliate by breaking your laser disc player. BE ON THE LOOKOUT!
I prefer post-oak or pecan wood, and you can’t forget to put on a good crust of herbs and spices before you get started. At a minimum, a health shellacking of kosher salt and ground black pepper is called for.
I heard smoking weed can cause cancer, maybe he should try it steamed, or raw.
Now I’m wanting a good pulled weed sandwich.
Personally, I’d have hidden it somewhere under his mess. It’s no effort to put it out of sight, but sort of a bitch for him to find it. Let him go looking for it every time he wants to toke up.
“Your friend?” The guy who keeps asking all those questions?
Maybe now he’ll stop. 
If your friend’s “weed smoker” is a $300 vaporizer, and if I were him, I’d break the end off of you. If.
Meh. I can think of more entertaining posters.
and shit.
I’ve never heard the term weed smoker before. Is that something like a pipe? Or a bong?
This is something your friend definitely needs to know. If you broke anything of mine I’d whoop your ass. I hope you guys stay friends over this otherwise you’ll have nothing to post about. Well I guess you could keep bitching about Nintendo.
I’m such a fucking suburbanite. I associated it with some sort of lawn tool.
If it was anything of mine, he’d be wishing for getting just a weed smoker broke off in him once I was done.
Which would have been the result in a majority of instances where this actually happened.
If this really happened you’re a jerk. You don’t have a right to break other people’s stuff just because you don’t like what they’re doing and if you’re going to do it anyway you shouldn’t be a passive-aggressive little coward about it. This is something a child would do.
Meh, nothing a glue gun can’t fix.
Ooh, you could be high on pot and glue at the same time!