I can name that movie in 15 words

“We’re advising our clients to put everything they have into canned food and shotguns.”

Skeezix got it - The wonderful Plan 9 From Outer Space during the infamous gun (mis)handling scene.

You are both correct enderX and Sublight, good job!

Gremlins 2

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party

I know I know this one…is it Bottle Rocket?

I’m sure this is wrong, but My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

That’s right. Now that I think about it, the scene I’m thinking about is when Sundance looks at Butch when they are applying for the security guard job and says “What? I’m better when I draw.”

Now, I really don’t have any idea about what movie your quote is from, but then again I am the constant source of amusement to my friends due to my lack of pop culture knowledge.

BH6) Then there’s copper, which is the only pipe I use.

That’s from “Moonstruck”

My all-time favorite movie qoute: “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.”

Lisa-go-Blind, Bottle Rocket is indeed correct! Your second answer is wrong though.

RS3 – WIGGUM is correct – “Hunt for Red October
RS4 – Spoonbender is right with “A Few Good Men
RS5 – Sublight got it with “The Godfather

–Batman?

Forrest Gump

One of my favorites too - Army of Darkness.

I guess I should contribute some as well.

OG1: “What is a beatiful woman like that doing with a malaca like you?”
OG2: “I never surrendered either. But they took my horse and made him surrender.”
OG3: “He took too much LDS in the Sixties.”

OG3 is from Star Trek IV: The one with the Whales

Ol’Gaffer wrote

Oh, I know this one; it’s on the tip of my tonuge…

Me too, damn it…

Is it Spinal Tap?

It was a joke! just not a good one.

:o

Kill me please…

Weird Science

No one has yet got my:

she took my eggs

That’d be Howard the Duck, Bob.

lno1) Boy, have you got the wrong vampire.
lno2) 1-800-I’m-gonna-fucking-die!
lno3) And you ain’t so white either, baby.

MC1: “Fifteen years of ballet, asshole!”
MC2: “I carried a watermelon.