I was recently informed that it is mostly guys that remember movie lines, well ok, almost complete movies, but can’t remember other simple conversations.
I can’t remember what else the conversation was about but it did bring to mind several lines from different movies…
“Ever seen a grown man naked?” Airplane: the movie.
Come on, what are those lines bouncing around in your head? List the movie if you can. I don’t get to the flicks much these days.
“Put! The candle! Back!” – Young Frankenstein
Bond. James Bond.
“Now that’s a real shame, when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that…”
Better Off Dead
“Are you gonna DO something, or just stand there and bleed?”
-Wyatt Earp, in "Tombstone"Not one line but a set-up
“Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch”
“What?”
“DOES Marcellus Wallace look… like… a bitch?”
“No”
“Then why you tryin to fuck him like a bitch?”
Pulp Fiction…
And WAY too many from Office Space.
Hmm
‘As you wish’
‘You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.’
-Princess Bride
‘The things I do for my country’
-XXX
‘Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they have turned to dust.’
Draco: ‘I long for death, but do fear it.’
Bowen: ‘Why? What have you to lose but your miserable life?’
Draco: ‘My soul’
-Dragonheart
‘Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children.’
-The Crow
I can also do a fair bit of the rap at the beginning of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back as well as various other movies but my mind is slow tonight.
It’s completely senseless taken out of context, but a line from Donnie in “The Big Lebowski”:
“phone’s ringing, Dude”.
Just a matter-of-fact statement of the obvious. My friends and I always say that when the phone rings, though.
–greenphan
'You were so caught up with the notion of if you could, but did you ever stop to think if you should?"
-Ian Malcom (Jeff Goldblum) in Jurassic Park
“Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’”
-Shawshank Redemption
“How did I beat you? Because I never saved enough for the swim back, thats how!”
-Gattaca
“Joey, do you like movies abouty gladiators?” - Airplane
“Fuckin’-A, man. I got a rash, man.” - The Big L
“Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!” - The Big L
“Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon–with nail polish.” - THe Big L
“I told that kraut a fackin’ thousand times I don’t roll on shabbos!” - THe Big L
“I got you good, y’fukerr” - Super Troopers
Carry On Caesar:
Enter Julius Caesar (Kenneth Williams), pursued by assassins: “Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it in for me!”
“I knew every raindrop by its name.” - Jesus’ Son
"Being bad feels pretty good, huh? " - The Breakfast Club
“This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time” - Fight Club
“There’s right and there’s right and never the t’wain shall meet.” - Raisin’ Arizona
“I am, after all, me.” - Sigorney Weaver, Working Girl
“Sometimes you just have to let art wash over you.” - William Hurt, The Big Chill
“It’s a moral imperative!” - Val Kilmer, Real Genius
“She turned me into a newt!” - Do I have to say it??
“Have fun storming the castle!” has become a catch-phrase around here whenever anyone goes anyplace. If you don’t know what movie that’s from, your SDMB membership will be rescinded immediately. 
And Sakura and I frequently find cause to look at each other and say, “Top. Men.”
Extra points if you know what movie that’s from.
“I haven’t been fucked like that since high school” - Fight Club
However, the original line, when put in context with the scene, is even funnier (and even darker); “God, I wanna have your abortion”
From Pulp Fiction - “I don’t know, I didn’t go in to Burger King” always cracks me up, as does “I’m American honey, our names don’t mean shit”.
“Inconcievable” from The Princess Bride
“Captain, It’s a Klingon” from Chicken Run
I’m Spartacus
(Conversely…
I’m Brian. And so is my wife.)
“Hey…what’s that you got on your face?”-Army of Darkness
“I came here for two reasons, to kick ass and to chew bubble gum…and I’m all out of bubblegum…”-They Live
Alien Creature: “I come in peace”
Dolph Lundren: “and you go in pieces, asshole”-I Come in Peace
Narrator: “You’re insane!”
Tyler: “No. I think you’ll find that you’re insane.” -
Fight Club
“Yeah…Bishop should go…”-Aliens
Peter Gibbons: “I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’ll go anymore.”
Joanna: “You’re just not gonna go?”
Peter Gibbons: “Yeah.”
Joanna: "Won’t you get fired? "
Peter Gibbons: “I don’t know. But I really don’t like it and, uh, I’m not gonna go.”
Joanna: “So you’re gonna quit?”
Peter Gibbons: “Uh-uh. Not really. I’m just gonna stop going.”
Joanna: "When did you decide all that? "
Peter Gibbons: "About an hour ago. "
Joanna: "So you’re going to get another job? "
Peter Gibbons: “I don’t think I’ll like another job.”
Joanna: “Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?”
Peter Gibbons: “You know I never really liked paying bills, I don’t think I’m going to do that either.” -
Office Space
Narrator: “On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”- Fight Club
Hudson: “Hey, maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!”-Aliens
Ash: “It’s a trick. Get an axe.”- Army of Darkness
Ash: "See this? THIS is my BOOM STICK! The 12-gauge doublebarreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapics, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right, shop smart, shop s-mart. YOU GOT THAT?-Army of Darkness
Sooo many, but one of my favorites just popped up this weekend as I was flipping channels:
“220, 221. Whatever it takes.” - Mr Mom
I don’t know why this one amuses me so much…
“I would have liked to have seen Montana.” - a dying Sam Neill, in a Russian accent. Hunt For Red October.
I forget the speech earlier in the movie that precipitated that… something about wanting to move to Montana, get a nice, round wife and a pickup truck and raise rabbits. Just cracks me up. God knows why.
“First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me. Blow”
“Hail to the king baby.”
-Army of Darkness.