my personal favorite is look at the funbags on that hosehound. got any others as your personal favorite
grisham - look, you are new, so I am going to be patient and give you some advice: Next time, please do us all a favor and identify the movie to which you are referring, okay? The actor delivering the line might be nice, too. Punctuation would be nice as well, but maybe that’s just me.
As for my favorite, how about Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot - “But I’m a Man!” and Joe E. Brown replying “Nobody’s perfect.”
Sorry. Yes i am but a lowly newbie on this so any advice will be appreciated. I was referring to Dumb and Dumber. I am not sure on the actor but it is the scene where Harry and LLoyd are walking down the street in Aspen. Harry turns to Lloyd and says this. Again thank you for the advice and sorry for the trouble.
“Baby clothes…” -Elwood 
Val Kilmer’s character in Real Genius :
Peter O’Toole as Alan Swann in My Favorite Year: “I’m not an actor, I’m a movie star.”
In the fictional sense of “something invented by the imagination”, that would be non-addictive, non-withdrawal inducing heroin. Not that I’ve ever tried, or ever would try the regular stuff, of course.
See thread about favorite fictional illegal drug for above post, please.
“You keep lookin’ at me like that, and you’ll see me kill you.” – Freejack.
Man, I love crappy B-movies with Mick Jagger.
“Watch out for the horse crap Ted”
“Oh, yeah, thanks dude”
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Movie: Dogma
Character: Jay of Jay and Silent Bob
Scene: Jay and Silent Bob trying to get a ride with Linda Fiorentino’s character
Jay: "Oh man, I feel like he’s Chewie, I’m Han Solo, she’s Ben Kenobi and we’re in that FUCKED UP bar!
detop
I think Kilmer’s actual line was “I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: I drank what?.”
Actually, it was “I drank what?” </pedantic>
That movie also includes:
“Are you Chris Knight?”
“I hope so. I’m wearing his underwear.”
“Can you drive a nine-inch spike through a board with your penis?”
“Not right now…”
“A girl’s gotta have her standards.”
“And Kent…”
“Huh?”
“Stop playing with yourself!”
“It IS Jesus!”
And many, many others…
Oh, heck…scooped by three minutes AND you were more accurate.
From “Raising Arizona”
“Son, you 've got a panty on your head.”
“I’m your Huckleberry.” Val Kilver as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. As if everybody didn’t know that already.
Replace(Kilver,Kilmer); :smack:
“The district attorney is a Republican” – which is only funny (and hilariously so) when you hear it in context in “Miracle on 34th Street”
My e-mail .sig file is filled with hundreds of my favorite lines from movies. Some are (and I’m not going to name the source. If you don’t know, you’re not much of a moviegoer):
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
“Made it, MA! Top of the world!”
“I think it might be fun to run a newspaper.”
“Never give up! Never surrender!”
“'Tain’t a fit night out for man nor beast.”
“This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”
“The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle holds the brew that is true.”
“Gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.” –Die Hard
“Thank you ma’am, may I have another?” - ‘Joe’, as he’s being shot by 'Margaret" in “House of Games”
Good movie.