Hey this is great! Now I know what Movies I want to see again this weekend?
- ** Badges? Badges? We don’t need no stinking Badges! **Treasure of the Sierra Madre… *
“It’s OK, Man! If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to drive when I’m stoned! It’s like, you know your perspective’s f***ed, so you just let your HANDS work the CONTROLS as if you were Straight!” --green alien from Heavy Metal
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It’d be a shame to damage yours. - The Princess Bride
“Welcome to Earth!” – Will Smith, as he punches an alien in Independence Day
Here’s just a few of my faves:
"Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor. "
- from Night Shift
“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour … you’re gonna see some serious shit.”
- from Back To The Future
“Help, help, I’m being repressed!”
- from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“Yes I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley”
- from Airplane
“I’m glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch.” – Wizards
“But, Your Excellency… I have the other glass slipper.” – Cinderella
Can’t remember the title, Big Man on Campus, I think.
something like:
Student,"You can have any piece of the chicken you want. What piece would you like?
Main character,“Two faces!”
Two girls talking about french kissing…
“But Daddy says I do it the best” – Vacation
“My teenage angst now has a body count”–Heathers
“So you’re saying there’s a chance”–Dumb and Dumber
“My boyfriend’s sister’s best friend’s cousin knows this kid who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious” (or something like that)–Ferris Bueller
"What we have here is `Failure to communicate’ "
- “Cool Hand Luke” *
And from the beloved South Park movie:
Chef: Haven’t you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Cmmdr: I don’t listen to hip-hop.
Sheila Broflowski to T&P: Any last words?
Phillp: Hows aboot, “Get me the fuck out of this chair!?!”
Soldiers marching in the street: I don’t know but Ive been told, Canadian pussy’s very cold.
Mr Mackey: I very much doubt Mr. Garrison ever said, “Eat penguin shit you ass spelunker.”
And the best of them all,
Mr. Garrison: I don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.
“Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!” - Patton
and my sig.
“Nice Beaver”
“Thanks, I just got it stuffed”
WOOOO HOOOOOO! Cracks me up every time!
Thish wunna grahncha wush notta shoo-uh shide
And then one time at band camp, American Pie…
Well, if we can expand our scope to include movies made prior to 1990 (slight exaggeration, I know), we get the. coolest. line. ever–case closed.
“Major Strasser has been shot…round up the usual suspects.”
Play it again ** jsc1953 **
“This is my family, I found it all on my own. It’s little… and broken… but it’s still good. Yeh, it’s still good.” - Lilo and Stitch
I’d fault Casablanca for having one old line after another except that the lines originated in the film.
I call dibs on your extra points, DAVEW0071. Now you’ve got me saying “Top. Men.” over and over to myself in a bureaucratic accent.
(Just don’t ask what a bureaucratic accent is.)
One of my (many) favorite lines has to be:
*Conan, what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
That is good.*
Ok. One I don’t recognize. What is it from?