I had lasik done in January of 2002.
Best. Thing.I’ve.Ever.Done.For.Myself.That.Doesn’t.Involve.Chocolate.
I was a -7 and tired of glasses and contacts.
The surgery was possibly 30-40 minutes total ( time moves fast and you have the worst seat in the house to view it.)
I had every faith in my Doctor and his team. He came highly recommended and his staff at his office answered every question we wanted to ask or could think of asking.
He broke down the cost of everything so that we didn’t feel we were getting gouged. Essentially it was $2800. $800 for the laser center that the doctors in the area use that we paid directly to them upon arrival. $1000 per eye, and he broke it down farther how much for what, and since he had four kids, after payroll, insurance and allowance, he might have enough money for a happy meal. I like doctors with a sense of humor.
The surgery was about 30-40 minutes. Nearly all of the that time was setting up or calibrating the laser with my eye coordinates ( if that is the terminology I want to use.) The actual time the laser was zapping my eye was possibly 3 to 4 minutes per eye. It makes a tiny popping noise when it does its work. Like electricity.
I came out with vision that was similar to having vaseline over my eyes. Took an eye test then and was better than 20/20. Went home with funky fly-eye goggles on to sleep ( the google are worn the first week at least.) and everynnight for at least two weeks, allowing the cornea to heal.
The only side effects I had really was the standard dry eyes issues ( you can buy the blister pack things of eye stuff the doctor’s office recommends -not Visine or the like because they have something in them that is bad that I can’t remember what it was at the moment- at Costco or Sam’s for about $15. This is mucho cheaper than the stores.) and never realized just how much I wanted to rub my eyes or how anal I could get about my eyes until after the surgery. My night vision is actually better.
My one eye is my reading eye and the other is my distance eye. Sometimes it’s weird, but then I remember to put on my Pirate’s eye patch over my reading eye and shout ARRRRH! No, it’s no problem. My vision is crystal clear, baby.
I drove myself into the next day’s doctor’s appointment and had 20/15 vision and after my last post-op check up, was between a 20/15 and 20/10.
A couple of Heads-up things that you need to know that I was told about, but I’m dense.
When you are in the chair and they prep your eye, they hold your eyeball open with either an eye speculum or surgical tape or both. It is very creepy feeling for the first eye. By the second eye, it’s nothing.
Secondly, when they put the vaccuum on your eye ( it’s a blurry black thing that only gets blurrier) to get the right suction to make the incision, YOUR VISION GOES BLACK. For a nth of a second you feel …oh…shit…this may not be a good idea…and then the nurse or doctor tells you everything is fine. When you do the second eye, you are more relaxed. During the entire procedure, you see white lights, but you really see nothing that is going on and your other eye they are not working on is covered or something. I dunno. As I said, its the worse seat in the house. But you don’t see a tiny laser fight over your eyeball.
Most doctors will give their patients a relaxant…Valium …before hand. Not for the surgery, but so that the patients go home and fall asleep immediatley, cause, frankly, what else is there to do.
I cannot recommend it enough to anyone who wears glasses. The fact that I can go swimming without either squinting like an idiot or fear of losing my glasses or forgetting to not open my eyes under water and losing my contacts in the water is worth the money right there.
The fact that I don’t have to wander blindly on a crowded beach squinting for my towel and pray someone didn’t step on my glasses inside my shoe is worth it for me do it all over again.