I found this link on Portal of Evil. Surprisingly, it’s not pornographic or disturbing - I mean, not as in rotten.com disturbing. There are no, erm, visuals to go along with it, just pictures of the product they’re trying to make you buy.
Okay, remember those Play-Doh factory things where you could squeeze a log of Play-Doh through a star-shaped template? Somebody looked at one of those for way too long.
Dear gods. While I’m pretty sure that it was intended to be a gag gift, you know someone somewhere is taking it seriously.