But try to be discreet when you Burp The Snake.
Your baby is dead … dead tired of snakes who don’t ask before digging into your food.
“maybe he’s between the spring and the mattress!” (Moe Howard-just had to post this.
Have you called the Department of Missing Babies?
I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.
Are there any dingos in your neighborhood? They always blame them.
Don’t you have to stand on your head?
Schlangebrat.
I would suggest keeping any Schlongs away from both infants and snakes.
I’m told it is sometimes difficult to ascertain the difference.
Why’s everyone looking at me?? I didn’t do nothin’…
That’s not the snake you’re looking at, it’s your child. That little pill you took earlier, it was LSD.
Coincidentally, the baby had just swallowed a frog that swallowed a fly.
I don’t know why.
By David Icke?