“The Ballad of Jed Clampett” has always been MY particular bugbear.
With my last breath, I curse Projammer! [/Farnsworth]
This is the song that doesn’t end
It goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they’re together singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
It goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they’re together singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
It goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they’re together singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
It goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they’re together singing it forever just because
You’re welcome.
The Alanis Morriset version of “Lovely Lady Humps” will not only clear the slate, but it’s funny as hell.
You beat me to it, you bastard. 
Just talking about that song is enough to get it lodged in my head.
Okay, “Georgy Girl” has been officially displaced as my ear-worm. Now it’s “the Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” by the Band.
If one day he finds himself smothered to death by my endless number of pillows it was because he drove me to it. of course, from now on, I shall respond by saying “Dumbledor!”
“Come Sail Away” 
No but seriously, I now have E.L.O.'s song “Can’t Get It Out of My Head” … stuck in my head.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun…
What’s the episode of South Park where Cartman mentions that if he hears even the first bar of Come Sail Away he has to hear (or sing) the entire song?
“Cartman’s Mom’s Still a Dirty Slut”, the second part of the two-parter in which Cartman discovers who his dad is.
It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all. It’s a small, small world.
I have the Small World LP. It may be the last LP I give up.
Thanks to the “What Do You Call a Degenerate Character . . .” thread, I’ve now got the “Arnold Rimmer Appreciation Song” stuck in my head, complete with the dancing dolls image. I figure when I get home, I’ll drive it out with a little “Magical Trevor.”
Its amazing how wrong you can be about a thread on the SDMB…
*Midnight on the water.
I saw the oceans daughter.
Walking on a waves she came,
Staring as she called my name.
And I can’t get it out of my head,
No, I can’t get it out of my head.
Now my old world is gone for dead
cause I cant get it out of my head.
Breakdown on the shoreline,
Can’t move, its an ebbtide.
Morning don’t get here till night,
Searching for her silver light.
And I can’t get it out of my head,
No, I cant get it out of my head.
Now my old world is gone for dead
cause I cant get it out of my head, Oh, no, no noes…*
[sub]badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers [/sub]MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
P.S. Inigo, you bastard! May Tom Jones sing What’s New Pussycat in your dreams every night.
“Why you comin’ home at five in the morn’? Somethings goin’ on, I can smell that chic (can I smell yo dick).”
Damn thing’s on the radio all the time and it’s a catchy Dirty South ditty. I find myself singing along to it like an idiot.
It’s like I’m back in high school computer classes!
Wow. Anyone ever thought there’d be a time when stuff like this induced nostalgia? I’m also fond of Annoying. Oh, and that Peanut Butter Jelly Time song. Any those Weird Al ones, or anything by Ok Go are good current ones for flv and flash fixes. I am such a loser.
YAAAAAAAHHHH < throws shoes, contents of waste paper basket, and basket at Napier >
I’ve found that the best way to get a song out of your head is to play it and listen. Repeatedly.
I like to think that a song stuck in your head is like the aesthetic part of your brain having an itch. Scratch it - and scratch it hard, and repeatedly.
My most efficacious cure for such a malady has always been “Killer Queen.” For whatever reason, it displaces any other song in my head and then dissipates harmlessly. Instant relief, with no side effects. I’m not certain whether it would achieve the same result for other people though. Use with caution.
…dynamite with a laser beam,
guaranteed to blow your mind…