I can't suspend my disbelief that far

[msmith537]

@Der_Trihs

@jackdavinci

But sorry, I can’t buy that Batman, even with his years of training, could survive a super villain smashing his head into concrete hard enough to break the concrete. Train as hard as you want, Batman, there is no exercise you can do that will protect your facial bones from an impact that is hard enough to smash concrete.

C’mon, you know how corrupt Gotham is. The construction company probably replaced it with paper mache and sold the real concrete to supervillains to build death traps and secret lairs with.

Everything in the movies is built that way. How many railings or even entire walkways have we witnessed collapse when any weight is thrown against them? How many plaster walls have you seen someone crash through like it’s a Japanese tea house? Have you ever actually tried to rip a pipe off the wall with your bare hands?

[kaylasdad99]

My BIL pointed out the other day that he couldn’t suspend disbelief to the point where he could accept Adam Sandler fast-forwarding through sex with Kate Beckinsdale.

[MN_Maenad]

@Morbo

Office building ventilation systems big enough to crawl through.

And strong enough to hold a human being’s weight. I’ve installed ductwork, those little metal straps can’t hold 200#.

[Der_Trihs]

@msmith537

@Der_Trihs

C’mon, you know how corrupt Gotham is. The construction company probably replaced it with paper mache and sold the real concrete to supervillains to build death traps and secret lairs with.

Everything in the movies is built that way. How many railings or even entire walkways have we witnessed collapse when any weight is thrown against them? How many plaster walls have you seen someone crash through like it’s a Japanese tea house? Have you ever actually tried to rip a pipe off the wall with your bare hands?

** supervillain leaps dramatically at a wall to smash through and escape**

WHUD villain bounces off the wall

“This isn’t Gotham. We build things to last out here, cape boy.”