I can't wait for Microsoft to go bankrupt!

Let me say at the outset, that I’m a Mac guy. I can understand that some people may understand Windows, and a few deranged individuals may even like it. That’s OK - everyone is entitled to their own (stupid) opinion.

But - there is NO excuse for Microsoft’s draconian and fundamentally brain-damaged licensing scheme! I recently had to rebuild one of my machines, after an SSD failed. After doing so, I find that I can’t launch Office 2011, because I’ve “Exceeded the maximum number of computers.” Which is bullshit. I’ve just upgraded hardware a number of times, and now I’ve tripped some type of alarm in Microsoft HQ.

Of course, there’s NO WAY to deactivate all my installations, so I can re-activate them one at a time. And, after typing in the 30-digit activation number, over the phone, I get disconnected!

Fuck them.

I can’t wait for Microsoft to go belly-up!

If you think Windows and Office activation is “draconian,” holy hell, never use CAD software.

(nevermind Apple’s draconian “we don’t care if you paid for the device, we’ll still tell you what you can and can’t install on it.”)

They’re sitting on 60 billion dollars of cash. I think you might be waiting for a while.

If you’re a Mac guy, why are you using a Windows machine at all? It couldn’t be that your Mac doesn’t actually run the software you need, because it’s a closed architecture completely owned by the most paranoid development team on earth?

I’m not using a Windows machine - I’m trying to activate my copy of Office 2001 for Macintosh.

And, I do all my software and hardware development in OS X.

So no one in the enlightened and morally superior Appleverse makes a vastly superior alternative?

And you’re surprised that you’re having trouble with ANY software that’s almost 13 years old?

typo, he means 2011.

There are plenty of alternatives. I own them, and they work just fine.
It’s just that I bought the fucking package, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let those douchebags at Microsoft screw me!

Honestly, I use Office so rarely that I could just give up, but as I said above, it’s the principle of the thing.

Yes, 2011. My mistake.

Okay, understood.

MS software for Mac has never been very good… let’s talk about iTunes for Windows sometime, shall we? Seems like you’ve gone out of your way to set up a situation you knew you wouldn’t be happy with.

At least iTunes is FREE.

Hahaha… look, the fanboys are at it again!

So cute!
Wait, there’s something missing. Where’re the Linux-heads to tell everyone that they shouldn’t be using either Apple or MS products? Shoot, this thread sucks. I’m going to stop here and go play games on either my console or my PC system, because of course one is so much better than the other (it’s so clear I don’t have to say which).

At least MS tries to make their software at least look and act like it belongs on a Mac, unlike Apple insisting that their Windows programs bloat up with a coat of Mac-like “wallpaper.”

So is a kick in the balls.

I once read the following online. It was a list of funny or unusual things people have said with regards to driving. To the question of “How would your life change if you can no longer drive legally?” someone wrote in response “I would be forced to drive illegally”

I feel the same way about Microsoft Office. If I cannot use MO legally, I would be forced to use it illegally. Because fuck them

Well, I suppose it is. But the iPhone (1) I bought that turned out to be utterly dependent on iTunes wasn’t, and Apple managed to hide the fact that iTunes did not then run on 64-bit Windows machines.

I spent far longer trying to make that POS sync and getting strange error messages than you have trying to authorize your copy of Office for some umpteenth time; it was not until I had exhausted all help and reference sources that I found the roaring, angry thread on the net of all the other 64-bit Windows owners who had been similarly screwed by Apple’s failure to disclose this point.

Oh, that’s unfair - they did disclose it, as someone eventually found. One footnote on a tech document six layers down in their support system read “32-bit only.”

Too bad their massive advertising specifically claiming full Windows compatibility and support couldn’t mention that.

So I can’t wait for Apple to go bankrupt. We can wait together.

Just try telling that to my dominatrix! :eek:

Did she allow you to comment in this thread? :dubious:

Leave it to SDMB to find the one exception to everything.

You know, this has nothing to do with my complaint.

It’s irrelevant to me how crap-tactualr Office is. I just want to be able to use the copy I purchased. As far as I’m concerned, what Microsoft is doing is stealing.

That’s just the way the licensing system works - it’s just trying to make sure you don’t buy a one-seat licence and install it on a hundred computers - so it generates a hash based on the properties of various key bits of hardware.

Of course, that means that changing some of those bits of hardware stops it working - it’s just an unfortunate outcome of the way the system works. Have you tried calling MS and explaining the situation to a real live human? If that doesn’t work, I’ll join you in saying this sucks, but until then, the system is just doing what it’s designed to do.