This is a spin-off from the Panda Express poll/thread.
The title of this thread is a quote from WhyNot. I, too, chase that dragon. What is the deal with Chipotle? I order the same thing maybe 3 times a week for lunch, and it is always good. But every 10th burrito or so, for some reason, it is the best thing I’ve ever eaten and I can inhale it in like 5 minutes. And I’ve even considered going back for another one.
What the hell is going on? Did they spill too much crack juice in the rice those days? The hope for that magical 10th burrito is what keeps me going back 3 times a week. Is this Chipotle’s evil scheme? Am I in the clutches of Big Burrito? Anyone else notice this?
I mean really, what the hell, Chiptole?