I didn't need to see THAT !!!

The BBQ Pit
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I was in the men’s room today, minding my own business. I walked out of the stall (the only one of three which was occupied) and I see you… Standing there with your Dockers around your knees, and your leopard skinned bikini briefs halfway down your thighs. The image I caught of your hairy, pimply, exhibitionist freak ass is now forever burned into my brain. For chrissakes buddy there’s two open stalls. If you’re going to wear that shit, have the common decency to hide it from your co-workers!! How the hell am I ever supposed to look you in the eye now when we have a work related conversation???

Thanks again buddy… I think I’ll go poke my eyes out with a red-hot poker.

MC$E

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Wow, they let you have hot pokers at work?

We only get luke-warm sporks.

I have found, the blatant finger pointing and loud laughter works best in curbing this kind of foolishness.

Trust me, If you Mock them loud enough they will avoid you for a long time.

3

Ugh! That’s like people who leave the stall doors open when they use the bathroom.

4

Ok, who the hell leaves the stall door open?!?!?!

Yuck-O. (Damn I wish we had that barfing smilie!)

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This was in an office building? Not a public park, shopping mall or roadside rest area? This was a known co-worker?

Yes, ridicule may be the best weapon.

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Sorry. There was a bug in my pants.

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Yes, a public office building, and a (formerly) respected co-worker… Maybe I’ll casually mention it to someone within earshot of one of the office gossips. On second thought, I’m just going to try and forget all about yesterday. Anybody have one of those “Neuralizers” from Men In Black???
MC$E

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Mr. Burns: That’s preposterous, everyone knows our mutants have flippers – oops, I’ve said too much. Smithers, get the amnesia ray.

Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?

Mr. Burns: Yes, and be sure to wipe your mind clear when you’re done as well.
What exactly was this guy doing in there anyway?